Declaration of Jihad against the UC. (Golden Rainbow)

" Sit down perv, you've never been a match for me, nor will you."

Come on Drip, tell the truth. Tell the good folks of SC how I took 2 of your warhorses in just a few short hours. TELL THEM! hahaha. Oh yeah, how about that horse you paid lottsa GC for and then lost it to Awesome and I in 1 hours time. You are a fool and I will once again expose that to everyone. My WP hasnt been up since this all started...Im waiting you loser!

You rock JohnL! See ya on the field buddy!
General Dirt

No John you couldn't be further from the facts. You can play the 'morality' card all you want, but i have proof in emails and af forum threads of your potty mouth. Just because you don't do it here, doesn't make you innocent, it just makes you a stupid bastard.

LOL, dirt I paid 50 coins for it, and ya know, this isn't even the subject. The subject is you and your corrupt fed doing anything you want, stepping on anyone you choose to get what you want. This is about your past actions public and private coming back to haunt you. It's cool, I look forward to the crying that will ensue. You can assure yourself all you want that nothing has changed in mine or any other person's abilities. Oh well, I guess you will learn that valuable lesson soon.

Humility...the other white meat.

If this upcomming war is about "past actions" then you would have nothing. In fact, you would be tied to a post in the public square..getting flogged.

You have no war abilities with the exception of picking on noobs and c3. I have yet to see you win anything so keep flappin your vajay hole.

Oh wait, aren't you suppost to be radio silent?

As I said before, shut up until I address you.


WP is off Drip...and I'm waiting!


PS-There will be no crying from me, even if I were to lose it all...its a GAME asshat.

PSS- Humility...yeah, you may wanna do something about your protein deficiency.

AMECHE runz LDI now,

Quote: "ALL LDI MEMBERS. RADIO SILENCE. Thank you."

No wonder they won't drop wp. This gets better everyday. Whats LDI gonna say when hes supposed to come to their rescue and leaves them out to dry. Tsk Tsk, poor choices LDI.

Great observation Wendy!

The LDI used to have my positive respect. Now that they abosrbed Drippy, not so much.

He is a cancer, no, a boil on the ass of all SC.

And I'm fittin' to pop it. Hold still Def, this will only hurt for a second.

I believe I should offer to the LDI these lessons from real history.

First he French invasion of Russia in 1812 was a turning point in the Napoleonic Wars. The campaign reduced the French and allied invasion forces to a tiny fraction of their initial strength. The big mistake of Napoleon's invasion was that he tought that he was invincible and he went to war with Russia in the wrong time of the year. I will let you all read about it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_invasion_of_Russia

Second lesson - Adolf Hitler refused to learn from Napoleon's failed invasion, and he tried to pull off the same stunt. Both of these heads of state ended up with failure. I will let you all read about it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Patriotic_War


Some may ask how does this possible have anything to do with the current simcountry battles. So I will show you.
Allied Forces tried to invade the United Confederation in the Winter of 2007. They faied and were beaten up almost as bad as Napoleon. Now the LDI is trying to invade against players who are members of the United Confederation. Again winter is approaching and once again histroy will be repeated with LDI suffering a worse defeat than Allied Forces. Just as Adolf Hitler refused to learn from Napoleon's failed invasion by trying to pull off the same stunt. Even so has LDI refused to learn from Allied Forces failed invasion, and they have tried to pull off the same stunt. LDI shall have a worse defeat handed to them than the Allied Forces received. Oh yes LDI shall meet a fate even much, much worse than Adolf Hitler's or Napoleon's.
Nute Gunray the Viceroy


You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire you musket but I'll run you through
So when your waiting for the next attack
Youd better stand theres no turning back

The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of arcrid smoke and horses breath
As you plunge into a certain death

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the Russian guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the Russians fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Russian get's me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my horse below

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My bodys numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan

Seemed like a fitting set of verses for this present war. Take heed LDI and any who would dare to engage United Confederation members. We always live to fight another day. Always.

LOL wiki...sure dude...anyway, how's the fight, erm losses, going on LU? Yeah, bout the same as you'll get on GR. Have fun.

I'd say 7/10 for the history lesson but only 5/10 for the poem.

If you get a good set of backing dancers i'll set you up in Vegas for a season or two.

The funniest thing that I have ever read on this forum is Dirt's analogy between Capone and Plankton. That is so hilarious, I can see how you arrived at that. I got a big chuckle when I read that. Thanks Dirt.

Really?

The only thing I've seen funnier on this forum is TPboy walking around like he's something special. Geez, help a noob, people just line up to give you false respect. You're a target too TP, I haven't a clue why you're trying to sell off all those countries. Don't you want to have them around when your friends get pwned? Why don't you go back to your trash website, you're obviously of no importance.

Capone, what exactly is so special about you that you can decide what EVERYONE else should say, think, and do?

/me pets noob.

That's all.

If you are making me a target then I am entering the war. If you could have bridled your foolish tongue things would have gone better for you on GR. Now a big military empire will be participating that would have otherwise stood down.
I have been selling off my lesser countries on GR to fund my empire building on LU. I simply desire to live and let live and those whom have contact with me know this.
I have hitherto refrained from involving myself in this fiasco. I made it clear with my actions, words and participation leaving Lacerta that I am about peace.
I am having fun playing this game and helping the good men of LU assemble a decent, well organized federation.
That has been my focus and I have been enjoying it quite well.
I had communications with Barney in which he stated I was not a target. Now Capone, whom is apparently coordinating the LDI efforts on GR informs me I am a target.
I maintain a level of respect and honor for Barney. I abhor and detest Capone. In fact, my associates and friends can vouch that I often clarify that I like everyone in this game except for Capone whom I regard as a low class, trash talking sleeze ball.
I must admit I would rather keep focused on my peaceful LU efforts and the Seven Nation Army. However, you have rattled my cage and have agitated me. You have aroused my aggression by stating that I am a target. That wasn't wise. I am not going to say that I am an expert that is going to magically deliver victory on GR for UC and friends. I will say that if I was fighting for the other side that I would really, really hate for Tattooed Priest and his empire to become involved.
My friends know that I am obsessive. Judge by the success of Seven Nation Army which is just barely one month old and has experienced great success.
Now, once I channel my energy and resources toward the war effort as opposed to federation building, it won't be good for Capone and friends.
This is a very sensitive matter now. It will be an interesting next couple days.

Humbly, Priest

I abhor lists in times such as these but...

A point of clarity..

My targets on LU...

Nute, Cross/dizzy, JF, wendy, awesomeO, Dirt if he is on lacerta with a little war slave.


My Targts on GR.

Nute, cross/dizzy, JF, Dirt, wendy, awesomeO, JohnL, Nuclear Mellisa, and any other player who auto declares.

War treaties, war treaties...

"No John you couldn't be further from the facts. You can play the 'morality' card all you want, but i have proof in emails and af forum threads of your potty mouth"

Capone,

You are so full of it. I have never sent you an email and if I did use foul language in the AF forum it was quoting you and asking you to stop with the bad language.
The only e-mail I want you to receive is from the Simcountry site notifying you that you have been declared on by one or more of my countries. I doubt this will even happen since you would rather use your GC to buy more WP than putting up you country for grab by those you have insulted and made staunch enemy of.

Barney Rubble,
So what is keeping you? The only countries of mine that have any form of WP are my main and newly acquired countries which I am strippin and will be dereggged as soon as the asset stripping is done.

Capone does as he wishes he is not in LDI.


Priest you are a man of your word. if peace is what you want peace is what you get.

Jesus you guys, give each other a break. Isn't this all a little excessive?

shut up dubuli, this has nothing to do with you.

"Me pets noob"

Don't touch me Capone. Unless you decide to leave war protection to attack a "n00b," don't touch me.

What the hell is this? I remember the days when I was on everyones lists! Now I feel like I'm missing something.

That's fine though guys..that's fine. I see how it is. Guess I'm gonna have to start being a jerk again.

P.S. Capone reminds me of of that French soldier on the Castle wall in "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".

you just hide in your castle and call us names. Never thought you'd become a shut in. You should get out more and get sum sun light. I bet we have some bombs that could tan ur ass.

Whoa! So that was Wendy hiding under that bush waiting to pounce.

again with that dubili

Jason,
Maybe Capone is not in LDI but he sure is in Jihad Federation on GR.

This is kinda fun isn't it dub?

Im waiting for my noob protection to drop john. Be patient. You always had issues with patience.

I forgot about you austia, you on the list, dont get lonely.