Declaration of Jihad against the UC. (Golden Rainbow)

we are not in "Jihad Federation". lmao

President: Barney Rubble
Presidency start date: September 2460

The date today is Apr 12 2597

Which noob protection are you talking about?

21 day protection given to all "new" players who start on a world. I started 10/18. Time draws near sexy. Ill run a test on you right now. may be able to "go!"

"Star 301 has a president.
You cannot attack a country with a president in the first 21 days you play on Golden Rainbow."

See john....

be patient.

You should know this, shouldnt you? The 21 day noob protection?

Ahhh, now I see. You are in over your head. You are looking at the president start date for that country(gamma knife). My dear friend, the dates transfer from owners to owners.

that start date is from when defcon owned this country long before the first war.

I hope you understand war engine calculations better then you understand the other game calcs.

You sure are an ornrey cuss Barney! Too bad that won't help ya in your campaign!

Seems the GR tide is swelling before LDI/Drippy as I stated it would. What you guys are trying to accomplish has near the same odds of working as Wendy conquering LU. Things were bad enough before Drippy started running his salami-smoother, now he has awaken a sleeping giant. Good job Drip! I love you!

Hey Priest! I'm glad I got ya gigglin', but damn, when I read Drippys posts its Planktons voice I hear. lmao
Lets get ready to ruuuuummmmmbbbbllllle!

Dirt I won't take over LU, I don't have a world domination complex like LDI, but i will liberate Lacerta from their injustices. Well maybe not totally, but at least the terror kings will geta taste of their own medicine.

Go LDI WP for life!! Thats their new motto, LMAO!! I hope they learned something from this. But hey MEBERS are the hardest ones to teach.

Wrong.

My list is short and sweet.

1. Dizzy
2. Nute

Thats it.

I will be here as long as I please. And do exactly as I please. I will fight when I am good and ready. I will say exactly what I feel. I will hit you when I wish and walk away from the keyboard when the job is done. I am sure you followers will take my little suicide bombers. Please do. I find it amusing to watch. I may even leave you presents.

Welcome to the new GR reality. How much damage can a pissed off Sam do when he is seeking vengance? How evil is the old bastard? Dizzy claims he is a pushover. Lets find out!

It will be such jolly good fun.

(Now would be the time to accept our generous terms)

Ohhhh, . . .LOL now comes the

"I'll fight when I'm good and ready." OOOK

"We will lose because we want to." oook

"You have no idea whats coming for you do you?" OOOK

"You are going to get your asses handed to you." OOOK

"I'm gonna kick your teeth in." OOOK

"BTW, can you accept these peace terms so that people will think we could actually win? PLEASE, because we never wanted to fight, we just wanted to puff our bag pipes." OOOK.

Anymore famous coward ameche quotes you feel like throwing out there? I thought I covered them all but I am sure i left out a few. He is rubbing off on you all sooo good.

This thread is over 200 posts, now you would think after all that hot air LDI is puffing out, we would have gotten down to business by post 10. Your power wether percieved or real, or at least the extent of it, rests on LU. So please DEC or shaddup already . . .


Quote: "I am in complete agreement with Mr. Crossdale. There will not be any talks of peace from Nute Gunray"

Quote: "We do not bow down to no man especially anyone that declares on us and than asks us to leave LU."

Quote: "Fack That ish! I will not Leave LU EVER!!! Nor Lacerta EVER!!!"

Thats what i think and others of your pitiful attempts at peace, quit begging already. You stuck your hands in this cookie jar. Now its time to cut it out.

GR's pathetic forum posturing is a sign of weakness and fear. I like it.

You are not being asked to leave LU.

Nute and Dizzy are being told to leave for supporting and enabling you.

And yes they will bow down in a humiliating, public, surrender, the harder you all fight it and the longer it takes for us to achieve that objective the more painful it will be.

For you of course.

Barney,
I appreciate the information about 21 Day protection. I have never transferred a country and was not aware that was why you appeared to have been on GR so long. I appologize for my miscalculation.
The part about my being over my head has yet to be determined.
Players evolve and whateven you though about me in the past may not apply today.
You have no idea what countries I will or wont defend.

Keep smiling johnL, I am. This is just a game and is fun at the moment. Be assured I really don't mean anything that I post or say.

Basically, with the exception of one player, I like everyone whom Im currently fighting.

Im just messing around with you and meant no disrespect.

This will be fun and many could learn alot if they choose to participate.

B

" Keep smiling johnL, I am. This is just a game and is fun at the moment. Be assured I really don't mean anything that I post or say."

This IS fun! Hey Barney, I wanna make a deal with ya! When you lose this war on GR you change your name to Barney Pebble. If I lose I will change mine to whatever you choose. This won't be a permanant name, maybe a month? Watcha think? I LOVE sidebets!

This deal is extended out to all my enemas. Here are the proposed names...

Ameche- Gassy
Barney- Barney Pebble
Sam- God of All Things Furry
Jason- Turbo Lips
Wild- I Want General Dirts Body


LMAO
Dirt

LOL.

Winning and losing will be a difficult concept. I will lose a great deal of small countries, Im sure, but if even one of UC/friends large countries fall then I feel I/we win.

Once the die are cast and things become more clear then we can make a wager on the different battles.

Barney,
Your bunch will first have to fight before a tallie can accomplished. So far I have seen nothing but posturing by Johanas and Jason and retreating when they have seen the force that is waiting against them. I will say you posed the only real threat on GR but that will be fully countered before your WP expires.
Sir Barney, I will meet you on the battlefield. I will be the Knight in Shining White Armor with the shield of Righteousness.

(I know there's a toilet around here somewhere I can vomit in)

Treasurer,
You came into the men's room. You need to go next door. LOL

To the "LADIES" Cherleader Locker room LMAO

"He's a PONY!!!" ~ Richard Simmons, on the Topic of Treasurer.

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of deaths construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait till their judgement day comes, yeah!

Now in darkness, world stops turning
As the war machine keeps burning
No more war pigs of the power
Hand of God has sturck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
All right now!

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Any member of United Confederation is warned in advance they are now a legitimate target for future operations. This applies to any World. Any interested parties may contact me at Jihad Headquarters.

Death to the non believers.

Sam Houston<!-/Quote-!>

What wimp! First you scream out any United Confederation Members are to be the target. Then you back up as you get fearful and start to make a little brown skid mark in your pants because you are so worried about looking like a yellow bellied coward, and you try to beg for peace. But I can care less about giving Sam Houston any peace. I do not even care why you and your LDI friends wanted to attack Nute Gunray on LU. What I do care about is that your little friends, and I think Nuclear Melissa is right you are all a bunch of crybabies, decided to make me a target. I will not back down, and you may be right Mr. Barney, wins and loses are not what counts, however I will be in constant state of war with you. So who the f cares about your silly claim for control of Continent Lacerta on Little Upsilon. I sure do not, and I am going to stay there a very long time since you invited me by deciding I should be on your list of targets.


So come one come all to Continent Lacerta on Little Upsilon. Anyone who plays this simcountry game is now invited to move to the Continent Lacerta on Little Upsilon. I will tell you the weather is a bit warm there as the LDI boys love to throw nukes around as they rant and rave. The good news is that the coutries are all very profitable. Also I beleive that Wendy has indeed shown these LDI boys and girls that they do not now nor will they at any time in the near future retain complete control of Continent Lacerta on Little Upsilon.
Nute Gunray the Viceroy

I'm still butthurt that I am only 5th on both lists! What am I? Chopped liver? Naw, I don't believe for a second that I am not considered a major priority. I know you will come at me first and heavy, can't fool this ol cat. Just know that I'm very ready this time. And while you guys and I have our horns locked, the rest of GR will be going so far up your backsides you'll hafta change your names to IDL.

Oh well. I do think the LDI will grow to like me as much as they will hate to fight me. Pretty soon they will know just as the AF had to find out.

I see you posted some more dumb shit Treasurer. Is this you throwing your hat into the ring?

Do I get dinner before I let you up my back side? Will you kiss me before? At least after, yes?

I know how you "hill billy folk" love a good masculine back side maneuver

Nute, people who talk of themselves in the 3rd person are in need of a psych eval. Shall I find you a good head shrinker?

I was perusing the land scape earlier today and couldn't help but notice that most of you, with the exception of dirt and JohnL, are locked securely in "Wet Panties" (WP).

lmao!

Hah, Dirt I'm higher than you on their pointless list!

Here, I will make a list too...

Eggs
Bread
Ham
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Ice Cream

Nute the many beatings I have given you must have scrambled your brains.

Yes I have some morality. I made the post in annoyance over your actions. But I don't want to take from the uninvolved to get to you and Dizzy. Call me guilty as charged. I am developing guilt over the targeting of innocents to get to you. I am fickle in my old age.

Yes I am angry at UC for supporting idiots like you and Dizzy to ruin the game for others. It demeans your entire Fed. Your actions have given the Fed the stigmata of being backstabbers. But I understand loyalty to Fedmates. And its not my Fed. And that is no reason to kill off your Academy one at a time for sport. They have done nothing but try to play a game for fun.


So call it as you wish Nute. Be as disrepectful as you can. You and Dizzy did some underhanded things and were caught. Now you want the whole planet to fight your wars. Bah. Weak. Surrender now.

I will wait for you. I have all the time in the world. I am the one with my size 12 boot on your neck. All you have to do to make it move is leave LU.

Still, no attention. I tried to pipe off, no reply. I guess I'm gonna have to set the jerk meter to "Karl Rove".

Sam! You can't Handle My Juice! Don't lie either. Size 12 boot? More like a size 12 flip flop with a pink flowery sock that has the individual toes.


um..that's actually all I got