Declaration of Jihad against the UC. (Golden Rainbow)

hello right back to you General Dirt. yes indeed i am set to start loading my nuclear missiles to send sissy sam the big cry baby some atomic fallout. then i will be ROFLMAO. he was a whining the last time he had to leave from gr on acount of John L and i taking out his sissy friend bayar. quit crying sam or take off your wp and stand up and fight like a man. whats a matter you scared of a girl. you talked a whole bunch of smack last time about how you were coming to get me. well all of my slaves are out of wp lets see how good you are at backing up all the poop coming out of your mouth. but i think you are just a sissy crybaby like your other 2 frineds crybaby capone and burping barney. wa wa i think sissy sam is in need of a new diaper. these guys remind me of some real famous people and it is not the 3 musketeers. nope more like the 3 stooges. lol. comeon quit your crying and lets see if you got any balls. sissy sam sissy sam he is a legned in his own mind. comeone crybaby capone comeon burping barny. i will teach you 3 blind mice the meaning of fear.
NUCLEAR MELISSA

Who says you are all under 21 Day on GR?
This is the day I copied the information Jul 19 2596.


Welcome to "Jihad Headquarters"

The president was active in the last week.
President: Johanas Bilderburg
Presidency start date: June 2590


5 yrs 1 month = 61 months/3 months per RL days=30 1/3 days on GR.

Now tell me your all are under 21 days on GR. Who is lying now?

See, I even miscalculated.

Jun 2590 to Jul 2596 is 6 years 1 month.
I will recalculate

6 yrs 1 month=73 months/24 days

Great post Diz! I love it and couldn't have said it better myself!


JohnL, haha! Plan C is sounding like a goooood choice since its our home planet under seige. I'm with ya buddy!

Nuke Melissa, kisses all over you! (sorry JohnL) lol


Sam, I think a plan C may hafta be an option. Would you consider UC on LU in specific territories, a place where attacking LDI wouldn't be feesable. Also, no UC members being feded? Is that a reasonable offer?
I know our 2 great Feds have had a rocky past. We are both very strong on our home planet and this is quickly heading for a nasty stalemate. Game Master will be the ONLY WINNER in any major conflict with each other.
Somehow, I don't know how,have become the mouthpeace for the UC as far as LDI goes. You and I get along swell and can conversate without the insults. Since we are both blessed with civil negotiations (rare indeed) we should take great advantage of this and make the best of it...comprimise is much needed here and I need you to meet me in the middle somewhat guys.

You have spoken to me reguarding the #1 problem affecting you guys on LU. Maybe if we work on solving that lil problem as a good will gesture and our willingness for peace? I'm trying hard here man. You've never heard me try and forge peace before Sam, remember, I'm like you and like to bust heads, but I know when its NOT in anyones interest...M.A.D. ya know?

If you have any new ideas, are willing to talk more or other stuff...please write me private.


Thanks man,
General Dirt


PS-Where'd that bad ass Marine go?! I was having fun!

good morning General Dirt,
do not let these 3 fools try to trick you. they are just 3 big crying babies who are all full of lies. the best way to give them peace is to take them out of the game. the best treatment for them is radioactive. and as far as their #1 problem on lu well they should have never messed with Wendy. sissy sam, sissy sam fearful of a girl. you may as well admit defeat because you are just like crybaby capone always hiding behind wp.
NUCLEAR MELISSA

JohnL I'm under 21 days. I believe my partners in crime are as well, although they may have shown up faster then me given the fact that I was on LU spanking the hell out of many of the posters in this thread.

Really wendy? Your countries are good here? Thats a pleasant surprise.

"grantens has a president.
You cannot attack a country with a president in the first 21 days you play on Golden Rainbow."

Mellisa-I remember that mouth of yours "blah, blah, blah, blah." I need to put a missile in it.

JohnL-see above. Im in 21 day noob. When Im out there will be hell.

This will boil down to a proving ground.

LDI proved that with only one war slave out on LU we can handle many of these players at the same time.

You guys better HOPE you can do the same with many, many war slaves out and many many players. This must be a nervous point for you folks.

Can you stop us with our speed and capabilities, consistently....forever?

Wendy-Im through talking to you. I continually beat you like a pinata and yet you still claim victory after victory. I stop you from taking a neutral empire. The "new guy" neutral even kills your war slave. Somehow this will be a "victory" for you. Ive never dealt with a more inept, socially retarded player such as yourself in all my years in this game.

I simply cant speak with you any longer, there is something wrong with you. See a doctor.

I have no issue with the rest of UC. I feel I can speak for my fedmates to say...

As long as they are out of sight and range on LU they are out of mind so to speak. We can offer assurances that they will be ignored by us of course assuming the out of sight portion is followed. The same terms I had with Dizzy. Keep on their side of the street and we will keep on ours. Not an issue. The only reason we declared on Priest was his moving onto Lacerta. We understood it was a mistake after the fact and he moved. We did not seek him out afterwards nor will we. He has built a nice empire. Awesomeo was declared on because he stepped into the middle of this by choice. Other than that he would have been ignored as well.

The only issue we have is...

Dizzy, Nute will leave LU.

And I think I speak for my fedmates when I say without Dizzy none of this would be possible or neccessary. Nute may be just a follower. Not sure. Don't care. Both will leave and leave nothing behind.

John Fire is on the line in my book. I will have to get back to you on that. That depends on my Fedmates input.

Fack That ish,

Barney your lil n00b buddy took a c3 with only offensive capabilities i even left secrecy off after encouraging you to teach him something, because he needed it and you agreed, i could take his entire empire out in a game month if necessary, get real. Its all so n00bishly put together, his slaves are like my c3s but with higher pop, and more corps, nothing worth taking, but I just wanted him to see how foolish it would be to have his empire taken for appearing to look like preparing to enter this war.

The only reason we are done talking is because you have finally realized you cannot get me to be friendly and stop my campaign against you and LDI with all your fake compliments and silly trickery, i believe nothing you sam or LDI says, its apparent you are all bad liars and can't get your stories str8t to save your lives. bring the war already is all I am saying. I will not Leave LU EVER!!! Nor Lacerta EVER!!! So keep your wp on or its smashing time you can keep your countries, I'd rather build my own,I just want to dent LDI's up a bit.

Jihad 1 says to Jihad 2: Hey lets get that UC gang of tugs.
Jihad 2 to Jihad 1: Yeah lets gang up on them in their backyard.
Jihad 3 to Jihad gang: Yes we are going to beat the pants off them UC guys.
Jihad Leader to his followers: Go get them guys I will stay at home here on Lacerta. Make sure you talk big and that will scare the crap out of them and they'll leave LU. And tell that John L guys hes a noob/vet and liar. BUT make sure you hide behing your mommas apron, after all you dont want to get your nose bloodied. Also, Tell them you can't fight because the game wont let you. They are such a bunch of loosers they dont even know how to tell how long you've been here. If they call you out just tell them they dont have anything worth taking. Make sure you keep your WP up all the time.

These threads are always the longest... Shameful.

John R,
It's all a game. One side tries to make the other side appear weak or cowardly. It's part of the game and the forum is just a form of psychological warfare or you might call it propaganda. Conflict is a very interesting aspect of human life. I assure you I do not intend to insult of degrade a player but make his fictional character appear to be less than he is.

I understand that.

But it is so awkward, so shameful that threads such as these become the longest in the forum.

Greetings, Honorable John R. and Honorable John L. and all the other notable firgures and heads of state. I might as well make this thread a little longer. I have finally firgured it out just who the Sam Houston fellow really is. He is none other than the infamous Yosemite Sam from the Looney Tunes cartoons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yosemite_Sam
Additionally, I am sure that Bareny Rubble must be Elmer J. Fudd of the same cartoons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmer_Fudd
I am still trying firgure out old Capone but I think I he might be Pepe Le Pew or else Wile E. Coyote. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pep%C3%A9_Le_Pew
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner
Now on to the real matter and content of this post. I am not going anywhere Mr. Johanas Bilderburg except to war.
Hate it or love it the underdog's on top
And I'm gonna shine homie until my heart stop
Go head' envy me.
I'm SC's MVP
And I ain't goin nowhere so you can get to know me.

I am in complete agreement with Mr. Crossdale. There will not be any talks of peace from Nute Gunray. No plan A, B or C. No Plan Z, Y, or X. I did not ask for any war with LDI but you freaks wanted to start some kinda of trouble. Well where I am from we don't back down to anybody. We just keep on fighting. So if your gona die die with your boots on but if your gonna cry then just move along.
I will be seeing you on the battle field Yosemite Sam and Elmer J. Fudd.
Nute Gunray the Viceroy

HA. You have been pwned. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars. Hows that LU empire going? Stripped and dumped like trash you say? Odd how you attacked through a girl. Perhaps you never had any heart at all.

I understand fronting in the forums because you lack the heart to explain to GR how bad your asses were kicked. ANd how you keep struggling and getting your ass handed to you on a plate. So keep putting on a show for the fans. You and I both know how you long to kneel before your proper masters and surrender. Its just a matter of burning the right people here and kicking your asses daily there as well. Oh well back to work.

You asshats picked the wrong people to screw with. Am I getting through to you?

As Erkle would say....

"Did I do THAT?"

You know who Ameche reminds me of?

Plankton on SpongeBob. Small, insignificant and full of gas.

Know who dirt reminds me of?

Nobody.

Nuff said.

Yeah like T LMAO!!!

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You guys declared war on us, not the other way around and don't forget that.

Now dammit Drippy, you just said I remind you of Jed Clampett. Make up your mind...oh, thats right..you can't help it. Down Syndrome does that to folks.

This is an Official Declaration of war.............

Hey LDI that is all I want to read from you guys. If you ever get the guts to remove WP on GR.

John you're a coward that only has the balls to say anything because of your UC fag friends are there to back you up. LOL. Go whine to someone else John, your skills are....lacking. ROFL. O yeah hey Dirt...GM ban you for shitporn yet? Guess not. Teehee...too bad you're gonna die the loudest. You're really a nobody in this game, but you scream very loudly. I hope you change your MO, because after this, you're not going to be welcome on GR. Hmmm who else will take your belligerent mouth? I wonder. Sit down perv, you've never been a match for me, nor will you.


ALL LDI MEMBERS. RADIO SILENCE. Thank you.

@John Fire:

YOU people declared on LDI through Wendy. Your proxy war failed. And now your panties are in a twist because they did what any other fed would do and come to your world. Oh well, perhaps the stupid do not learn the ways of LDI. Meh, your loss.

SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...............

Be very very quiet....

Im hunting nutes...

Capone,
Do I detect that GM has warned you about your gutter language?

At least I don't have to worry about my federation chairman coming to my assistance when I join a war on his side. Seems you did that to a lot of AF members as you tried to turn AF into your Dictatorship.