In re Jurisdiction of New Little Upsilon Order (Little Upsilon)

*Hands Hezekiah the rock that Zentrino handed me earlier*

You will need to hide under it.

Hey! I want my rock back.

Keith, please don't be this way.. Please just comply, so we can get this over.. Trial is tommorrow.. I really don't want the rock, Here Justice Zentrino.. Here is your rock back.

/me grabs the rock and throws it at Dragoon

/me tackles Stuart and gives him back to the Ram in the play pen :P

HEY!!!


Stop throwing my rock.

jeff decides that he wants a turn with the rock

"Hezy's crackpot delusions of grandeur" LMFAO

cf decides that Hezzy should quit trying to act like his court can actually do something lol
hezzy just quit dude your court seems like a big joke!!!

The jurisdiction of this court? I got it hanging right here.

woop. there it is.

He wants attention. He probably doesn't get much in RL so he lives in a fanatasy world here. He pretends he rules the world and can 'enforce' his view but really, all he does is make enemies out of players. Still, I get quite the giggle out of reading this crap. At least the boy is articulate and can use his grammar reasonably well, unlike little hitler.

@ Keith Allaire

What would happen in a united states federal or local court if you entered in a plea of contempt?

I have always wanted to try it. Unfortunately every time I stood before a judge I was tired, hungry, and eager to see sunlight.

Sheep, I'm not really convinced that such is a good comparison.

There is no "plea of contempt" that I am aware of; the closest I can think of is failure to appear. In which case you would be thrown in jail for contempt of court. The difference is THAT COURT ACTUALLY HAS JURISDICTION OVER YOU. If you're an American resident on American soil, good luck persuading the nearest US District Court that it does not have jurisdiction over you, lulz. Though you can always challenge the jurisdiction of the court, it probably won't work if you reside in or have a physical presence within the geographical boundaries of that court's jurisdiction.

What Hezy/NLUO is doing is more like President Mugabe of Zimbabwe trying to indict President Barack Obama of the US for war crimes in continuing American presence over Iraq. In that case sovereign immunity would apply to the US President, the federal courts would almost certainly dismiss with prejudice because of that and the matter being a political question/not justiciable. Mugabe could try it in his own courts (LOL!) but he would run into the same problem of lack of enforcement that Hezy is about to run into here.

I don't "reside in" the NLUO, nor am I signatory with it, so it's kinda difficult for NLUO to enforce its judicial decisions upon me without a very large army backing it up.

This is no federal court. This is an International Court which crosses all borders.. As far as the NLUO World Government being mines.. Let's take a look, shall we...


Chairman of the NLUO World Government: King Grayson301 E-Toonsville

Justices of the peace.

Justice Zentrino
Justice Orbiter
Chief Justice Evieava
Justice Jack Frost

These are the main power positions in the NLUO, but I own it, right?

This government belongs to the nations who run it, and the nations of the LU Community..

A better comparison is the International Court issuing warrants and indictments for the President of Sudan recently.

Zen.

Not like the UN actually has any ability to enforce such warrant, though. They'd get owned without US support, and the US doesn't wanna touch it after what happened in Mogadishu sixteen or seventeen years ago.

Mwahahaha.

So are you saying that you are not going to show up for your trial? If you do not, you make yourself look guilty, and like a rogue regime..

The international court of Hezzy only has jurisdiction in his empire and those allied to him. He speaks for no one save himself. No one needs to submit to their so called 'court'. As a member of the LU community, I would never recognize the kind of control he thinks he has. Even if VS tried to pull that kind of crap it would be the same. This is just plain nonsensical crap though I must admit, it's better than watching reality TV.

So which one of the muppets are you sending in your place there Keith? Gonzo? Rizzo the Rat? Sam the Eagle? Kermit? Or will you simply send a card board cut-out of yourself with a mechanical mouth piece that moves up and down?

I place myself on trial for being old, irritable, foul mouthed, and intemperate.

Please spank me with a noodle.

Wild, in a schoolteacher outfit to administer discipline, please...

What control? I did not even set this up.. Do you read Martock? If you read the posts earlier, you will see who set this up.. I am the Secretary of Justice, which is the LU International Court Prosecuter, and I am at the service of the Elite Party Chairman, and the Justices of the Peace, so You show me the control...

"So which one of the muppets are you sending in your place there Keith? Gonzo? Rizzo the Rat? Sam the Eagle? Kermit? Or will you simply send a card board cut-out of yourself with a mechanical mouth piece that moves up and down?"

LOL! I hadn't thought about sending the cardboard cutout!

Oh, my cardboard cutout doesn't have the moving mouthpiece. Sorry.

Will people start to file in to the courtroom for the trial please? Or are you not going to show up keith?

The charges were all dropped because the Justices didn't show up for the trial.. Nor did the Defendant.. There was no way We could prosecute without a trial... So there you have it.. All that work for nothing..

Well i tried to show up to see what the Cardboard cut out looked like .. but the site wouldn't open for me .
Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage

this is a first for the site .. but stranger things happen .. must be karma keeping me out ..


Hummm, Me wonders who planted the bomb in the court room?????



opps, it let me in .... ME must have the Bomb on!!!!