" Interesting, Tom, that you are using the Colbert Report as a fact checking source..... Next, lets check Jersey Shore for some keen, geopolitical insights into how the GOP (or whatever) is so much PHAIL... The Colbert Report is a mock news-programme, which actually contains more factual content than FAUX NEWS (your favourite station, am I right?).
"Say what you want about America and our spending, but without the U.S. and Crocodile Dundee, Australia is just a bunch of boomerangs, kangaroos, and didgeridoos. Oh, I'm sure YOU think you are important and special... and we'll keep pretending you are... but, when it comes down to it, your absolute, ENTIRE existence as a "free" and "sovereign" nation relies upon the U.S., Europe, India, and whatever other allies decides that you're strategic positioning in the Pacific is important enough to defend.
In the grand design, you (Australia) are merely PART of America's (and maybe Europe's) welfare and/or defense system, and nothing more... Seriously... what, other than criticism and unique accents, does Australia export? What value do you (Australia) add to the universe other than to deride a people/place/thing, far more significant than you?
It's easy to hide within your own irrelevant country and publish your anti-"xxxxxx" (American) sentiment. I'm sure it makes you feel morally and intellectually superior. Similarly, it's as easy to say what's written here, in respect to your heritage, without any sort of insight or humility." So why is the United States trying
so hard to keep Australia from developing closer defensive ties with China? If we're
so irrelevent, why is the US wanting to base marines in Darwin?
Border C, you have outlined why many people around the world have anti-American sentiments. Your country is so god-damned arrogant and self-righteous in its attitude, always meddling in other people's affairs and so backward in political beliefs that others find it hard to tolerate. I'm not an anti-American, but I'd prefer if they'd stop acting like the sun shines outta their arse, because
America is not the greatest country in the world. My earlier comment was not a heartless attack on America, but the fact that you responded so angrily to it paints a pretty complete picture. When did I bring Australia into this? I was observing the US Election, and the fact that I criticised the GOP seems to have rattled you. Nowhere on this thread did I say "Australia is better", although if you look at the statistics, we are better. Sorry if you Republicans can't handle the truth

. So, next time, rather than attacking another person's country, why don't you add constructively to the conversation, rather than just fire off little stupid rants.
You are a pathetic, delusional human being. I look forward to your response.