Corrupt a wish (2) (White Giant)

Granted.

You are showered with millions of dollars, as the USA plunges into the fastest and highest inflation hike in modern history. A loaf of bread now costs 5*10^47 dollars. Seeing as your "fortune" cannot even buy a piece of gum, you try to sell your kidneys in exchange of soup. Unfortunately, you die during the procedure on the local crack's house bathtub.

I wish I had more STDs free sex slaves.

All STDs in the world are cured including your sex slaves are cured. Unfortunly for you the STDs are what was keeping you alive. so you spend the rest of your short life looking for just one aids infected slave' but alas you die a painful nonaids related death.

I wish chuck norris would play SC and kick everyones ass who thinks their safe under war protection. after all war protection doesn't stop chuck norris.

Granted.

Chuck Norris completely dominates SC for 3 days, taking over 500 countries, and renaming them all after Mike Huckabee before the GM freezes his ability to attack.

Chuck then finds where the GM lives and forces the GM to grant Chuck the ability to attack again and a new military unit that fights with the same capabilities as Chuck -- making him indominable. Unfortunatly, that same military unit can be purchased by anyone, uses only one soldier, requires no amunition or weapons, and can defeat every other unit.

War becomes pointless in SC, as no one can destroy any of the Chuck Norris Units, and everyone uses 1 Chuck Norris unit to defend each location.

Every Noob, then threatens you from day 1, saying they have a Chuck Norris unit, and you'd better do what they say.

I wish the the original Man of Peace will become human again, and any other Man of Peace copies/clones/duplicates will be no more; while at the same time not causing any harm to me, those I love, those I care about, and/or others I have relations and/or associations with.

Granted. The Original MOP becomes human again, all copies/clones/duplicates vanish into nothingness, leaving behind only the scent of cinnamon wafting on the breeze. Unfortunately, MOP himself then becomes a Chuck Norris double, calls himself "The Norris formerly known as Man of Peace", and joins the Chuck Norris Unit as an anti-noob-threat-transmogrification specialist. At the first threat, he mistakenly runs rampant and takes over country after country until SC is one huge empire except for Laguna and the sex slaves.

I wish the cats would stop fornicating outside my window at 3 A.M.

granted

Laguna shows up with his sex slaves and drives off the cats for you. unfortunatly for you lagunas basement has been invaded by dubaya. so he likes the spot. so now you have laguna and company fornicating outside your window at 3 A.M. .

I wish laguna had his basement of love back.

Its called the chatroom BUT GRANTED!!!!!!

I wish everyone would see me as the Little Upsilon GOD OF EPICNESS *not that retard BorderC :P *

Granted, everyone bows to Wendy as the true Goddess of SC, and SuperSoldier sees supersoldier as her mighty servant God.

I wish someone would make 'corrupt a wish 3' in a new thread, So I don't have to scroll down for half an hour trying to read this.

Granted.
But CAW3 has been opened in the most seldom-used forum, Scores and Awards.

I wish people would learn what evolution actually is before dismissing it as a fairy tale.

Granted

But i wish open sesame would read 'The Twelfth Planet' by Zecharia Sitchin , and then get back to us with his thoughts on the theory of evolution after a little enlightenment