Corrupt a wish (2) (White Giant)

Granted

No one is crude to you ever again. However, in order to do that, no one ever talks to you ever again.

I wish people wouldn't hijack fun-threads and turn them into slanging-matches.

Granted

Everyone doesn't hijack the fun thrends. They make a thrend about talking trash and everyone posts in there. How ever u get trashed the most and your come back is so bad you get banned for life from the forums.

I wish that a person who likes pie thought he was a bird and jumped off the empire state building.

GRANTED

(Hey Jo!!!!! Haven't seen you in ages and hope that you and Iain are doing well.)

Pie dude wakes up this morning to a delusion that he has grown wings and feathers!!!! He is so distraught that he decides to end his life. He dejectedly makes his way over to the Empire State Building to end it. :-( He looks up to the sky, forever remorseful for his evil tongue thinking he is thankful that Kiss did not wash his mouth out with soap.......then he closes his eyes and jumps!! By some fluke, a small plane swooshes by and Pie Dude clips its wing, his shirt catching on something and he is flown to safety. He is so overjoyed at being alive knowing now he didn't want to die, that he swears to keep Kissi stocked in new shoes forever!!! and to never talk crude again!!! Yay.....happy ending!! (Yay Shoes!!!!)

I wish for simworld peace and prosperity for all.

Granted

There is peace and prosperity. However that dosen't last very long because I take over and corrupt the place.

I wish for Man Of Peace to post again.

Granted

But in his post he insults Tom. Tom then deletes his post and bans him from the forums forever and you never see another post from MoP again.

I wish that every C3 I take over has 50T cash in it.

Granted...

Every C3 you conquer has 50 tanks each.

I wish Avalon and the monkeys were back.

They all have 50T cash in them but they are loosing 10T a month and have extremely low populations which are quickly dropping because you won via nuclear warfare. You end up spending big bucks to turn the countries around and need to buy $500 (US dollars) worth of gold coins to trade them in for game money.

Granted.

I wish I knew who Avalon and the Monkeys were...

Granted.

You are transported back to 2004 and in process a bunch of monkeys sling monkey poo at you, until you die under a pile of monkey poo... Nasty.

I wish I could go back to 2004, but avoid the monkey feces.

Granted.

You are transported back to 2004, but then you think to yourself 'what if I could go back to the time when I should have done it differently'. But instead of going back to then you end up going back to the beginning of humanity, where all the monkeys gang up on you and throw monkey poo at you until you die under a pile of monkey poo... Nasty.

I wish I didn't have to wait soooooo long for my remote depots to open

Granted.

Your depots are now built within only 15 minutes and are made 100% out of monkey poo. Your men don't mind the smell, but while your men were sleeping, a waterspout rained down on your depots. They naturally melt rapidly, and your men die a horrible, smelly and fecal death.

I wish the Security Council would begin a welfare program to help me feed my army of Little Lagunas.

I already corrupted a wish but I forgot to make my own. Here it is:

I wish that CitiesXL included all the buildings in SimCity 4 Deluxe and City Life, and all the features of SimCity 4 Deluxe in addition to what it has now (and features of City Life when needed to give certain buildings functionality) PLUS all the features Monte Cristo said that they were working on before release.

Granted

But then the game crashes because it can't support that many new features.

I wish I could build trains in SC, so Little Lagunas can ride them to their bases.

Granted. The GMs introduce trains and the Little Lagunas spend all their time riding them between their bases and the Security Council aid depots which are now handing out free foot fungus.

Unfortunately word gets back to Manny that SimCountry now has trains and he returns to the game and uses the trains to dominate every planet, as he always planned.

I wish I had three wishes instead of just one.

(Hi Jan! We're both fine. Hope you and Rob are too )

Granted.

You waste all three wishes to change the Prime Minister of Britain thrice. The second PM is replaced by Tony Blair.

I wish the Czech President would hurry his eurosceptic fat ass and rectify the Lisbon Treaty.

Granted.
The Czech president rectifies the Lisbon Treaty by rolling up a copy and inserting it into his rectum, in front of thousands of eurosceptic types, on "live via satellite" television coverage. He shouts, "Rectify THIS!! Besides, no one wished me to ratify it!" (the rats are suitably grateful).
I wish bin Laden's a$$ was renditioned to a gulag in northern Siberia.

Granted.
Bin laden is banished to a gulag in Northern siberia.However,he is rescued by all the little lagunas riding their trains and they take over the entire world and rectify you and the Czech President.

I wish lagunas wish about the welfare program came through.

Granted.
The welfare program is created, and all the little Lagunas are well-fed. However, the program is funded by a huge special tax on all the players on all the worlds, causing many countries to go belly-up. At the same time, the mini-lagunas do not feel the need to work anymore, so Laguna's empire nearly collapses. Massive attacks occur on all the worlds simultaneously as disgruntled players vent their frustration. Weapons shortages occur until one player wishes for unlimited weapons.

I wish we could keep this thread going

Granted.

However you become so obsessed with this thread that it totally consumes your life. Your family and all your friends abandon you. Eventually you won't even stop typing to eat or drink. You slowly wither away and die alone.

I wish Macleans corpse and all the little lugunas would join my army of undead MoPs.

Granted. (yes im back)

Unfortunately the Macleans and all the lagunas eventually mate with the undead MoPs and become something more..more intelligent and strong. they eventually take over the army of undead mops and macleans and lagunas and destroy you, take over your simcountry and run it into 5,000T debt.

I wish i had an army of orcs

Granted. Unfortunately, the GMs have forgotten to introduce Orc Maintenance Units and Orc Components, so your orcs all sit at their bases, completely useless to anyone, just using up valuable country resources and running your economy into the ground.

I wish it would snow in the UK at Christmas.

Hugs and respect

Jo

Granted. Unfortunately the freezing cold, dead car batteries and multi-car accidents come with it and you end up walking in the snow and your feet fall off after being frostbitten. I wish to send Jo the snow in my driveway.

nice wish? make a better one!

Granted.

Yes really ... It really did come true. Unfortunately the corruption of the wish hit me instead of Aaron ... double whammy. I was stuck in the snow for 6 hours trying to get home from work and Christmas dinner stayed on the lorry until New Year

I wish I had had the Christmas dinner I was supposed to, instead of whatever was left in the Supermarket on Christmas Eve ...

Granted. Sadly all the food disapeared as it was payday with the food stamps and illegal-mexican welfare.

I wish I had money :D