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Rick
13 Aug 2012 09:30
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And..if you think conversation here tonight has been testy. Listen to this.
Just came over CNN.
A panda bear walked into a restaurant in Seattle.
Walked right in sat down on a counter stool.
Waiter says, "What's going on.." Panda cuts him off and says gruffly.. "I,m a friggin Panda Bear so bring me a burger, fries and coffee..now"
The waiter rushes back with the meal. The panda woofs it down.
The panda then pulls out a pistol, fires it into the ceiling and heads toward to the door.
The waiter yells.."What the hell are ya doing? Ya shot the ceiling and your leaving without paying for your meal."
The panda turns and says.."I told you once, I'm a Panda Bear."
The Panda pulls a dictionary out of his pocket (he had on a sweater vest), he throws it at the waiter, and says.."Here, look it up." Then walks out the door.
The waiter opens the dictionary and looks up Panda Bear.
It reads.. Panda Bear: (n), Large black and white bear. Native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.
Just came over CNN.
A panda bear walked into a restaurant in Seattle.
Walked right in sat down on a counter stool.
Waiter says, "What's going on.." Panda cuts him off and says gruffly.. "I,m a friggin Panda Bear so bring me a burger, fries and coffee..now"
The waiter rushes back with the meal. The panda woofs it down.
The panda then pulls out a pistol, fires it into the ceiling and heads toward to the door.
The waiter yells.."What the hell are ya doing? Ya shot the ceiling and your leaving without paying for your meal."
The panda turns and says.."I told you once, I'm a Panda Bear."
The Panda pulls a dictionary out of his pocket (he had on a sweater vest), he throws it at the waiter, and says.."Here, look it up." Then walks out the door.
The waiter opens the dictionary and looks up Panda Bear.
It reads.. Panda Bear: (n), Large black and white bear. Native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.