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yes Craig my people are hard workers with no need for schooling they all want to grow potatoes.... no need to waste money on some fancy schooling that'll just make our peoples heads hurt..... I mean look at me I'm uneducated but I'm the president of the greatest country IN THE WORLD!!

but I need a loan to do this so chop chop get to it.... we need. capital if we are going to satisfy the nigh unquenchable demand for potatoes

"Sorry, you cannot close water treatment facilities when the Water Treatment Index is below 70. At the moment the Water Treatment Index is 58.82."

whit the hell? my people don't want to pay for these water treatment shit.... they make their own damn water.... not to mention it falls from the sky

we must revolt against Andy's tyrannical New Old World Order

you tell em Ardy

in other news our new booming potatoes industry is requiring hundreds of thousands new high tech engineers because apparently potato farming requires engineers send labor requests please

someone needs to mix all them chemicals and apply them and shit and build everythimg.

have you tried poppies? The requirements for farming, harvesting, refining, and finished product seem to fit the needs of your citizenry pretty good.

if andy was cool he would make an opium corporation

thats a good point ian..... we do run large potato factory farms.... we aint just a bunch of yokels with a shovels and some potatoes in a field.... we need some smarty pants to mix the poo poo and nitrogen for our grand fields

I like how Ardglass is a developed nation, operating within a highly profitable potato market.

oh how the "great" have fallen. haha. It's okay, i'm pretty sure I still have a magazine corp named playboy.

FALLEN??!!! this is only the beginning of a great ascension

POTATOTOPIA WILL FORGE A GRAND NEW PATH WITH BLOOD SWEAT TEARS AND POTATOES!!

I'd like to slice and dice you into tiny lil pieces, cook you, then smash and mash you, spudmuffin.

Was the Irish potato famine the event that caused your current obsession with them? You know... you can easily relate...

can you repeat the question? I am Irish and potatoes are big in Ireland or atleast used to be..... I mostly picked potatoes as the backbone of my economy because they use little professionals and its stupid

Yes I was correct, consider this the potatopia version of the Irish Potato Famine... heh

haha

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