To All 242 Million Employees (White Giant)

To all 242.5 million employees working for SFO Federal Reserve:

I am enclosing a gift certificate for a free Dairy Queen sundae in your pay envelopes this week.

This is in celebration of SFO Federal Reserve's assets going over the 2 Quadrillion mark for the first time. Job well done ladies and gentlemen. Now go enjoy your ice cream and report back to work in an hour.

Your God, Your Employer,
Treasurer

Half of that is mine when we divorce.

LMAO. Bitch, We had a prenuptial agreement.

grats T

Congrats and..

mid level workers pr4-3 of karabi est. Take all you want if you still need.

....also please move all the corps their to KY1 or wherever else you please; ofcoarse as long as their mine
;)

Thanks guys.