Corupt a wish (White Giant)

granted.

but after they are done telling you every story, your left one informs you he's gay and is suing you for the right to grab as many dangly bits as he wants.

Make a wish, don't leave us hanging like his dangly bits.

The ball's in your court, Aaron ... to coin a phrase

If i close my eyes it is definitely better

I wish to be Sam for 1 day.

Granted....Unfortunetly Mrs. Sam discovers the switch and you spend the entire day tied down to a bed with a bunch of priests surrounding you performing an exorcism.

I wish all the tree hugging, white owl kissing liberals would leave Washington and move to California.

Granted. But they all get lonely in cali, so they call you up to defend them when they get busted.

I wish my new dog was smarter.:P

I wish that chat would work for me

@Slim. Granted but now he repeatedly tells you how sick you are when you smear peanut butter all over your dangly bits and make him lick it off :P

@Foo. Granted but you are trapped in chat for eternity with only LH to talk to.

I wish LH ruled the world and I had a big jar of Peanut butter.

Granted

unfortunately JohnR has secretly wished to be a dog and is licking your peaunt butter covered dangly bits spreading fungus all over them.

Aaron I'll take the fungus on my dangly bits, but why did you have to leave LH ruling the world?

NICE MOP.....now I wish Id quit getting these stupid messages.....

"Subject: Government Salary Reduction
Message: The salary level in "Pr 11 of Kentucky is too high. The salaries of all government workers have been reduced."

....any suggestions their Mr. Obvious

I want to get in on some of this action...

@MOP. Granted but your are quarantined by a group of "Head Nurses" from Johns Hopkins Gastroenterology & Hepatology Resource Center where you are examined and kept for a year before discovering the fungus is actually a cure for bad dog breath.

Granted. But because you don't get the messages any more, you have to continually check your salary level to see if the game has reduced them again without telling you.

I wish MoP's dangly bits disappeared, so he doesn't have to worry about the fungus on them, or the 'Head Nurses' ...

Sidenote: would he have to change his name to 'Person of Peace'?

Hugs and respect

Jo

To be politically correct, yes Jo, he would become an "It". Or we could just call him "Pat".

I wish I knew what a good profit transfer for Country Controlled Public Corporations were?

Granted. I would say 0% however it doesn't matter because gamemaster corporations has acquired 51% of all your public corporations. :p

I wish I had girly bits to replace my dangly bits.

That would be funny if it weren't actually true MOP.

@Foo: 0%-15% for publics.

@ MoP: Granted. You now have nice tidy fungus-free girly bits instead of ugly manky dangly bits.

Unfortunately, not only do you not have any breasts to go with them, everyone now has to call you "Our Lady of Peace" and you are obliged to marry the Pope, remain a virgin and have lots of churches named after you.

I wish it were possible to reach level 8 ...

Granted: But now you have to take over for Tom and Jozi and listen to everyone bitch and moan every day. Look on the bright side.....Laguna will work for you.

I wish I wasn't quite so damned handsome.

granted, you are now lh.

I wish to pillage the sim-countryside on WG without remorse.

Granted, but all of your booty is covered in Laguna's fungus. :P

I wish Layne Staley was still alive.

Granted, but he comes to live with you and still smells dead.
I wish somebody would marry my ex.

Granted, But its you and divorce has been outlawed.

I wish I was 21 again.

Granted.

Captivated by your young beauty and singular body, a 94 year old janitor makes you his personal twink (you know what that means).
After satisfying the old man's every sadistic desire to his death, he leaves you, in his will, two cows and three chickens.

Dunno if that's corrupting MOP's wish though... he may like it. ;0

I wish I had dancing potatoes.