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26 May 2015 20:21
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Holy Defenders Against Evil
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
February 11, 3431
The government of Holy Defenders Against Evil has been threatened with "economic war" by the CEO of Martin Enterprises over our government's rejection of a request to build an arms corporation in our country. We find the contrived "crisis" to be utterly ludicrous.
First, the request was for an arms corporation. Martin Enterprises had no right to expect such a request to be accepted unless the country was associated with the same military alliance as Martin.
Second, as a rule, our government accepts requests for the manufacture of civilian goods in our country.
Third, government policy is to float shares of our eligible State Corporations. Anyone can purchase Shares of such Country-Controlled Public Corporations (CCPCs) and enjoy a slice of our great nation's prosperity.
Fourth, Holy Defenders Against Evil is one of White Giant's economic powerhouses, producing $282.52 billion in goods last month. Any attempt to disrupt our economy would obviously impact the economics of White Giant as a whole.
Take a friendly posture towards Holy Defenders Against Evil, purchase Shares of our CCPCs, and we'll all get rich together.
Holy Defenders Against Evil
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
February 11, 3431
The government of Holy Defenders Against Evil has been threatened with "economic war" by the CEO of Martin Enterprises over our government's rejection of a request to build an arms corporation in our country. We find the contrived "crisis" to be utterly ludicrous.
First, the request was for an arms corporation. Martin Enterprises had no right to expect such a request to be accepted unless the country was associated with the same military alliance as Martin.
Second, as a rule, our government accepts requests for the manufacture of civilian goods in our country.
Third, government policy is to float shares of our eligible State Corporations. Anyone can purchase Shares of such Country-Controlled Public Corporations (CCPCs) and enjoy a slice of our great nation's prosperity.
Fourth, Holy Defenders Against Evil is one of White Giant's economic powerhouses, producing $282.52 billion in goods last month. Any attempt to disrupt our economy would obviously impact the economics of White Giant as a whole.
Take a friendly posture towards Holy Defenders Against Evil, purchase Shares of our CCPCs, and we'll all get rich together.