Lorelei Declares War on Lowie23!!!!!!

I am asking for a banding of players on WG to declare death unto the Lowie23 empire!!! Lowie23 has committed the most egregious of all Simcountry Sins!!! He has defied the great and all powerful Lorelei!!! I think he insulted shoes somewhere too! He even threatened Serpent!!!

Are we going to settle for this, I ask?!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO We must put a stop to this resistance known as Lowie23!!!!! RichardMitchell is also in cahoots with this player! Be on the lookout!!!

Am I being ignored here? I will NOT be ignored! Where are my mates???? If you are with me, I want to see a show of hands!!!!

If I stand alone, there will be such a reign of terror that I will bring down upon the sim community unlike any drama you have seen from me to date! :P Now, do y'all want that?

Quick, do as she says!

ha ha ha ha Seeeeeeeeeeeeee! Laguna KNOWS.

I shall Join your Party of.......wait a minute, who we killing again?...uhggg...just a sec, ...cant find that bullet.......usually keeps it in my shirt pocket......ahhhh there we go! found it! yes!, Death and terror! to all of ms, Lorelei's enemies! muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Shoes WILL prevail!!!!!!!!! Yesssssssssssssss!!!!! Death to Lowie23!!!! :P

................I'm lost.

well we werent gonna say anything but......lol

LONG LIVE LORELEI AND DA SHOE!!

DEATH TO ALL SHAVES!!

Wait who are we waging war on?

Well now we are gonna wage war on Tallisbeth....this player doesn't seem to be wif da program. Lost indeed.....perhaps be better if he STAYs LOST! lol

hey i pay my shoe taxes!!!!!!

Smiles at Shave. He's a good lil Simmer. :-)

oh look im boogie'ing down, time to be a boooooooogey man, its alls (h)wellows eve time to play|!!!24:7 boooooooogie down, lets grove tonight and throw shoes

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Chiwoo!!!!!! :-)

Forget Lowie23!!!! I've moved on.

DEATH UNTO DIMITRI!!!!!!!!!!! WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

My fight song, those brave enough to listen may copy and paste to their browers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoolQUDWq-k

Oooooooooooooooh how I doest love this game!!!! Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! <---Kiss of Death

Is Dimitri hiding from me????

I KNOW where Dimitri is and who he is...... nothing escapes Lorelei, Ms. Kiss Of Death. *laughs evilly

lol

....Wait, why am I on the 'war' list?

its was the war to end all wars, but Pepsi still continued to challenge Coke, -Grandpa Simpson

Cuz, you just are, Tallis lol

I like your new name lorelei lol

Thank you, Wolfie. It is actually my name before Lorelei. I rather like it too,,,,,,, except there was this mean nasty girl from before who claimed I had bad breath and renamed me "Breath of Death." Oh well......whatever kills the masses WORKS for ME!!!! :P

Happy Monday!!!

lol

OMG my evilness and power of da shoe is so feared that the following players have disappeared as a result of my threats:

Dimitri
Pancakes
Capn Crunch
Lowie23

*CRIES!!! I feel denied. I NEED to fling shoes!!! Who can I war now????!!!!