Sanctions WILL be pressed against the Dix0n empire

do do do do o do do
bump
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sooo
who is poor and pretty much alone
by a show of hands
*raises hand*
XD

Spar, Wolfie has a fed!!! Wolfie reach out to Spar. He is lonely and in need of a fed!!!

yeah, i don't think my dying country would be much of a interest to him lol

Spar, it will grow again. You talk to it, nurture it, give it love, and breathe life into it. It will become a country to be reckoned with!

After certain turn of events today, I am forced to place sanctions against the Pancakes Empire. It has come to my attention that he is trying to attack me and possibly take what is mine... my shoes.

As of 6:04 PM CST, sanctions are in place. Don't ask me what they are. Just know they are wicked and harsh and only for me to know and him to find out when he least expects it!

What are the sanctions? Lol

Spar give me the name of your country if you are interested in joining NATO and I will send an invite.

Money or the state of your Country isn't important for membership in NATO, just being active is.

Sanctions against Pancakes:

1. Pancakes will pay Lorelei 50 gcs per game month. This is to support my Shoe Fund.

2. I do like cookies, the edible kinds. I am open to cookie bribes.

3. You must do my bidding. When I ask you to kill someone. You must do this, without question! You must be willing to stake your life for the team - Team Lorelei... Team Shoes!

4. You will join me and pledge your total allegiance. You will wave the Shoe banner high atop your country(ies) capitols.

These are just for starters. These sanctions are in fact what will keep you alive. If broken or if I get any more "suspicious" ingame messages about any "shoe" uprisings being plotted by YOU, you WILL suffer the wrath of Lorelei!

You need to know this. Take heed. I have taken over empires without even having fired one shot, I am so feared! PS. I like cranberry oatmeal cookies and chocolate chip ones too!!!

Wolfie, thank you for taking care of Spar. *Curtsies, in the presence of your honor.

United empire state of dyllan
i do believe
i am the chairmen of a fed now...
but it only has one member
who i haven't heard from in a while....

lol lorelei your a character

I await your arrival dyllan

Well I AM really digging these sanctions. *Kicks back, puts my feet up on my desk, and munches on a cookie. Mmmmmmm mmmmmm

Adds an amendment to sanction #2:

2. I do like cookies, the edible kinds. I am open to cookie bribes. ADDS ---> Oh, and bring milk!

So yeah, Lorelei is probably one of the coolest person in this entire thread, XD
and You await my arrival....?
Stolin...

Only cuz i's threatened to kill him... :P Now I'm sure he is fearing sanctions I might could impose on him.

*yells at Pancakes: I NEED MORE MILK!!!!!

1) I wont pay you 50GC
2) Like i said to you, i will bribe you with 10,000,000 cookies
3)Nope....
4) And still nope

Also, Spar, you must watch NATO. They will screw you. Alls they want is money so they can spend it on worthless crap. You should move to GPP. Jk. They suck too. Join me and Loreleis allience!!

And ill give you milk....

I will try out your 10 mil cookie bribe and milk. Then I'll make my decision whether it is enough to satisfy me.

*Continues to munch on her cookies. MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah refreshing milk.....

You, Pancakes, ponder the error of your ways. I will contact you on Monday! Oh and in case you get any ideas, there is a roving eye in sim. I've discovered it, and I'll find out EVERYTHING!

And ill give you some captin crunch lol

hmmmmmmm, now you intrigue me.

Tell me more...

Alls im saying is ill give you some CC and milk, and see how delicious he is

Well you just better hope I dun have a craving for Pancakes. That could be the end of you.

Okay, Pancakes, I must go now. You are being watched. I'm off for the weekend, remember I KNOW ALL.

Oh then i must run. Just warn me ahead of time so i can run, pancakes cant run fast!! And yessir u know everything....maybe not

Spar, don't mind Pancakes here, NATO cannot possibly rob you of money and has no use for it. Since we seek only activity and activity only.

Also Pancakes statement was effected because he was once a member but he was an utter disgrace to NATO, he is just jealous because he can never hope for an invitation. He has caused over 50% of NATO's problems.

Oh and watch Pancakes Spar, he has many duplicates, I will send you a message stating his White Giant duplicates once you get in NATO.

Oh and Stolin in a member of NATO, that is why he awaits your arrival, just as I do.

Yeah Lorelei is probably the coolest person in the entire sim forum.

Spar, Wilhelm is right. Ignore the damn pancake. Pancakes dont know anything. And there is NO possibly way NATO could rob you. I want pancakes to explain on what he means. Also, pancakes has spys?????