Blonde Swedish girls (Fearless Blue)

Are any of you out there?

I'm very interested in the reply.

I would also settle for blond nordic lads.

This thread got my attention in a hurry.

You forgot to add Nymphomanic, Proprietor's of Liquor Stores, and Having Similarly Afflicted GirlFriends Who Enjoy Spankings.

Just a thought.

We also forgot to add the tag Twins.

We come across rather desperate. :P
That's not what I call the most captivating of techniques.

You think someone will reply to this thread?
Maybe if we were less picky...

But it would very sad, if we didn't had not even one nordic player.

I lost my pants.....Hope the proprietor of this fine establishment does not mind....

Now where are the Swedish Girls?

Pull up a chair, sam, but I suspect any swedish blondes that laguna manages to scare up will have odd tans and strangely hispanic accents.

Laguna walks into the bar trailed by a pair of "blondes" wearing miniskirts, tank tops, and 4 inch stiletto heels. Their platinum tresses appear conspicuously unnatural considering their dark eyes and jet black brows.

"You see, Sam?" Laguna states proudly, gesturing to the girls with him.
"And you said no one could find Swedish twins in Tiajuana. And these two were just right outside on the corner waiting for a bus."

The shorter and more rotund of the trollops leans closer and whispers in her compatriot's ear.

"Recuerdas el dinero. Viente dollares por todos."

"Callate, puta!" the other retorts sharply under her breath. "Tenemos negocio aqui. Y el viejo que aparece como campesino duerme. Busque por la cartera."

"They don't look very Swedish to me, John." Sam says suspiciously. "And if they're twins, I'm Mother Theresa."

"No. No. Senor." ,the six inch taller and 20 lbs lighter of the pair quickly interrupts. "We are Sweedish tweens. See?" She smiles broadly while pulling her "sister's " face close to her own, who also grins, highlighting their sole common feature. Several missing teeth.

"Ok, Laguna, I guess you were right." Sam concedes grudgingly, placing a 20 dollar bill on the table.

"Should we wake up Bob for the party?" Sam asks.

"No. Let him sleep." Laguna replies devilishly. "He can pay the tab when he wakes up."

Thus concludes this weeks episode of Great SimCountry Blonde Swedish Twin Search.

Tune in for next weeks exciting episode when Sam says:

"Dammit. Laguna. Now I've got crabs. You're gonna pay for this when we get back to LU!"

And FarmerBob says:

"Anybody seen my wallet?"

Spanish translation please!!! I no speaky spanish!

<!-Quote-!>Quote:

Anybody seen my wallet<!-/Quote-!>

Thats all you need to know to translate what Bob wrote.....

Usted no habla espanol? Bueno. No sea un culo racista. Usted nunca sabe quien usted esta hablando en al Internet

Well, if we're fooling people who don't speak Spanish, you could at least fool people who don't speak Swedish. Here's a random Swedish phrase from my (not so very extensive) collection:

Hej hopp i blabarsskogen!
(OK, so it doesn't like accented characters. The first 'a' should have a ring over it; the second should have a diaeresis)

Ten points to anyone who can tell me what it means.

"Hello, jump on woodland berries"

About the best I could do.

Pretty close - "Hey, jump in the blueberry forest" A cheerful expression to be used when a bit surprised.

I really ought to learn some slightly more useful phrases. I can't think what sort of context would be required for me to need that.

I was close. Now if you could just teach me to cuss in Swedish........

'Skit' (pronounced "hweet") is Swedish for Sh*t.

Skit bra (with a ring on the 'a') is Swedish for "sh*t good" - slang for "very good" (North British, "dead good")

On a more useful note, "Talar du engelska?" means "do you speak English?"

I manage to fullfill one of the above criterias (to be swedish), but fail on all others. ^^

Anyway, if there are any other swedes or scandinavians in this game let me know.

Are you at least blonde?

Im a blond Swede ^^

I dated one several years ago. Was the best summer of my life. I often refer to that summer as the summer of love. (Blonde, blue eyes,....)

I'm a Baltic-Nordic Brown, sorry

HEZZZZ!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT CRAFTY MEANT!!!! LOL!

Haha, OK Drew I concede this is not exactly what I meant, but you get the idea

Hahahahahaha!!! Just read FarmerBob's post and I loved it.

(I'm a bit slow at times.)

...........Sometimes, I wonder about you men here.

Do you dream about us too Tallisibeth?