Okay, I feel like saying things right now. So, here we go! This is a quick, unbiased summary of WWI:
In the early 20th Century, Europe's most prominent empires were divided into two power-hungry factions that eyed each other suspiciously; they built up their armies, economies, and propaganda to hopefully outdo one another. Then, one day, a Serbian radical takes an advanced semi-auto pistol and puts a bullet in the Austrian Archduke. Then a period of political chaos began; ultimatums and diplomatic messages were flying all over the region as to the situation happening. Then, without anybody's consent, the war began. The Triple Entente and Commonwealth Powers were dragged into the grueling conflict - the world's first taste of conventional modern warfare - one by one. After some years of fighting and no progress being made, the good ol' US of A came about on the Entente side, after the alleged sinking of an 'innocent' supply ship to Britain (by the Germans). With the Americans (like me), the Entente beat the LIVING S**T out of the other side of the European coin of military alliances. When that ended, the treaty proposed by the Entente nations went to far - as they REALLY HATED the Germans, according to overexaggerated accounts - with making sure that a war of such magnitude was never to happen again. But unfortunately, they were DUMBA**ES; Germany tried to get back on its feet after the conflict, but it staggered so badly, that it seemed that there was no hope left for the Fatherland. That's where Hitler, Goebbels, and Goering come in. And then, twenty years later, this happens: WWII. The end.
Any questions?