*!* Weapon Testing to Resume *!* (Little Upsilon)

Emergency Action Alert Message

Due to recent activites involving terrorist asshats, The Planet of Little Upsilon is being served notice as follows.


In the past asshat activity has been met with equal and opposite action.

In this era of LU Prosperity, the community as a whole has failed to meet these threats again.

That said, Weapon Tests will be performed at random indefinitely. Targets for such tests will be chosen at random. There will be exemptions as follows, but not limited to

1. Government Federation
2. LDI according to an unspoken peace that has held to everyone's astonishment.
3. Newbs, we encourage growth, want to see you prosper, and hope to rid the planet of asshats who may one day bring you undue stress and dissatisfaction with this wonderful game.
4.Anyone who doesn't deserve this type of crap or doesn't have time to play for awhile.
5. And finally, friends and helpful people.

If you don't meet the following criteria, FACK YOU. Get the hell off LU and fast or you will find yourself fighting to stay here.

There is no honor on LU. We will restore it. Global Security is now a top priority, for you and me. Cost doesn't matter, nothing matters but the goal.

You have been warned. This is final. Should you have a gripe, take it to the Judge, cause I don't wanna hear it. Should you log on to find yourself under attack,, TAKE A HINT. ADAPT OR LEAVE. Simple and of your own choice.

This is not a test. This an actual Emergency Action Warning. Sleep if you want to.

I am The High Profite$$, I proly have more money to throw at this game than you ever got.

I have Spoken. . .

WOOP!

This should be most amusing.

I am EQUALLY opposed to these asshats, Wendy! If you need my help with ANYTHING, you just let me know.

BC -

Dutifully bound to restoring honor and Global Security to LU.

Isn't it awfully 'coincidental' that I am replying only minutes after Klarina?????

Whats amusing is that you just bought barney's countries.


How long you gonna stay in protecto? Indefinitely.

Until one final, very important transaction is complete. A promise was made, it will be kept.

But I wouldn't expect the likes of you to understand something as important as a promise.

If they are nuetral, just let me know, I am reasonable. I can wait til you get your own countries. No need to make excuses.

Reasons, excuses, purpose. Pick your synonym. Some are to be returned to proper owners, that's all you need to know.

Kewl, but excuses.

Like I said I know they are Barney's, but there is no honor here, I know why you have them.

And as far as I am concerned If it has your name as president, it is yours. Case Closed.

I asked nicely that Asshats Encouragement Agency members not be sold War Slaves. I am sure anyone who has been in my position knows how this looks and would feel.

Note to self - "Fook 'em then."

*FARTS HEAVY*

Jesus, Wendy! Haven't you figured it out???

Klarina = Barney!

She also happens to be Laguna, Vali, Bobo, me, Hezzy, and Stuart.

Elementary, my dear.

haha, no Stu. . ERRR BC.

Everyone figured who you are. At least the ones who didn't know b4 hand.

Elementary indeed.

umm Bobo is Bobo, thx

BC was around before Stuart.

Klarina is Klarina.

Barney is Barney.

Bobo is Bobo.

Wendy is Wendy.

I'm not sure who I am, where I am, or even why I'm here.

(Perhaps this should have gone on the 'Problems' topic, sorry).

"BC was around before Stuart."

I think you meant that the other way around. I started in late October of last year.

And of course, all of that was a joke at Wendy's expense.

Where do I sign up?
Norbian Empire

On the top bar click on

war > attack > declare war.

LMAO

I'm still here. _

Miss Klarina has started on LU?

What great news!

I wondered what the smell was.

Proly yer MuM's snatch ewwwl. LMAOOOO

Personal experience talking there.

Its good to see that there are people taking action against assholes with nukes.

Me personally being a newb would like to see nuclear weapons abolished entirely.