Case # 00002 The NLUO LUICC Vs President Shave

But Lee, if Shave doesn't wish to be a member of the NLUO, then you have no governance or jurisdiction over him. lol That is the point you keep missing. If he or anyone isn't NLUO, you can't do spit, and there isn't a need for you to do anything unless your group just wants to be a bully and declare war. Why would he or anyone go before your supposed court? It's a joke/a farce, albeit we here in the sim community are having great laughs over it. I do have to give you all kudos for creativity and fun.

Our court is the legitimate international court of Little Upsilon. Shave has broken Little Upsilon International Law. He must face trial and hopefully be found guilty and punished.

Colonel Mahamar Al Gaddafi has brought Formal Charges: "The President of the Palarian Republic has been charged with a Level 7 Felony for the Treason, and Espionage."

That's funny, Lee. I have read and reread the game rules and information about Little Upsilon and nowhere does it state to players that YOUR court is the "legitimate international court of Little Upsilon."

Are you taking over the Gamemaster's role in dictating how the game is played? Rather arrogant and bold, wouldn't you say? *winks But hey, you fancy your fun. :P

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Here we go again! SIGH. Who decided that NLUO is the court of LU. Id agree that its the court of NLUO and its members, but most certainly not all of LU.

What arrogance!

Shave faces these consequences for his crimes against the democratic world government NLUO:

"LEVEL 7 FELONY: KICKED OUT OF THE NLUO WORLD GOVERNMENT FOREVER, STRIPPED OF THEIR EMPIRE, PRESIDENTIAL BOYCOTTED FOR 30 YEARS EVERY 2 YEARS, SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTIONS AGAINST THE NATION IN QUESTION FOR NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS, AND NO NUCLEAR FACILITIES IN THEIR COUNTRY."

oh my GOSH! Where to Start? lol ROFLMBO!!!

ok ill start here..lets see..Hmmmm! cant kick someone from a organization they no longer belong to! LOL, you have absolutely no way of stripping my empire!, infact im thinking of taking up residency right there in your neighborhood Lee! lol I have absolutely no trade affiliations to any member of the NLUO, with an exception of one of Wendy's corps in one of my worthless C3's. and I am currently contemplating a Nuclear Program , which there is absolutely no way you can stop! LOL, however mr Lee, PLEASE DO TRY! ROFLMBO!!!!

And in lite of all of that Mr Lee, since you are making all of this up as you go, as all of this will only be played out in your Mind, why not Skip the so called trial and simply declare me guilty, after all then we can just get down to the part where you impose your imaginary Penalties! lol

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Yeah, that's the part I'm interested in. Sorry Shave, but I kinda hope they do find you guilty!

not to worry Serpent, they already Have.

Ooooooooooh the injustices of the NLUO!!! I think Imma gonna establish an international court of LU......... The High Court of Lorelei....... YOU ALL ARE QUILTY!!!! *BANGS GAVEL!!!!

Wow.....what a rush!!!!!! That was empowering...almost LUgasmic!!!

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.

I declare myself the supreme authority of LU from now on.

Let it be known that you all have 48Hrs to pack your bags and sod off to some other forsaken land.

I have as much right to declare this as does any organisation, so NLUO, I expect you to respect my authority just as you would have everyone respect yours.

Lorelei has special dispensation for remaining to provide watering duties and other services that I might require from time to time.

Any president who feels s/he has lost any material asset, or suffered any duress from the NLUO may apply to my court where justice will be dished out liberally. To include full recompense from the NLUO leaders now active credit card account, public humiliation in having to display their naked torso as an avatar for 4 weeks, and daily general grovelling to me, Commander CC, omnipotent and undisputable controller of the nations of THEfed on Little upsilon.

Carry on.

thank you Oh Great one !!! @ Crafty

lol Crafty,, lol

Whew, glad I gets dispensation!!!

My bags were half packed, then I figured out it was a joke!

Or is it??? Packing my bags here boss.

President Shave,

If you could post whether you want a bench or jury trial that would help us move this along. I guarantee as the Attorney General you will be given a fair trial, and us being in the same fed will have no baring on the decisions made.

Attorney General's Office

before I could even agree to being a part of this sharade , Herod, you would need to clarify exactly what the trial would consist of, who would reside over it, and if I choose a jury trial, who that jury would consist of? and I would Demand, that King Hezekiah's trial be handled prior to my own according to all laws and statutes established previous to the original announcement of inquiry. I would need to see a copy of all legislation pertaining to the trial process, its rules, and a guarantee of a fair and balanced trial. I want the right to choose my own council! and a balanced hand in choosing the jury delegates, made up of international delegates 50% within the NLUO and 50% outside of the NLUO. if the legislation is not there then I want it written, with a clear set of rules that everyone is accountable to, non Biased to NLUO interests! the trial would be based upon acts committed before the original inquiry, all acts after would have to be omitted as these were acts of war having been done in response to acts of legal tampering and aggression on the part of the NLUO. also, Wendy, Lee, and anyone out side of the NLUO court, aside from impartial delegates within the NLUO community cannot be a part of the proceedings, nor can they open their mouths at all during the proceedings, as this would open the door to an unfair ruling. if the NLUO is prepared to meet these basic requirements, then for the possibility of peace on LU, I will submit myself to the court, and if found guilty, by a jury of my peers, done completely fair, then I will agree for a PERIOD OF TIME! to dismantle all C3 countries, Dis ban any Nuclear affiliations, and remain at WL2 for a period of no less then 6 real months. in addition all hostilities would have to cease on the part of the NLUO and all its member nations against the Hydra alliance with a guarantee of a peaceful resolution. having in place the stipulation that the NLUO will no longer refer to itself as the World Government, but as A World League of Nations. now guys, considering the fact that there is really nothing you could ever do to me anyway, I would say that this is about the best deal you are gonna get.

ok well I wasn't aware of King Herods coming to Hydra, so something tells me he wont be residing over this anymore. well whatever, the same deal is offered to whomever is running this thing.

If NLUO is a government for all of LU, does that mean players on LU are part of the jury?

I don't have anything to do with this. Why don't you email your new assphat fed-mate, King Herod

in order for me to have anything to do with any of this, Yes Keto, the jury would have to come from the International community as well. as a Hydra refugee camp member is he still a member of the NLUO? I mean the entire basis of this trial is based on the fact that i joined Hydra. you all say that made me a traitor, so someone needs to be making up their mind as to your policy on this stuff.

Keto, short answer = No. NLUO members make up the Judiciary.

short answer sweet Pea! without them there is no trial! ROFL! period!

Government business should still continue and Shave's Trial in well overdue. The sooner we have it the better and then we can move on from the matter. Please King Hezekiah II let this matter pass as quickly as possible.

We need Justice.