Nuclear detonations increase earthquake activity

Scientists report that the recently increased earthquake activity in Little Upsilon is due to the constant and frequent detonation of nuclear bombs at several spots of that planet.

They fear that a massive shift of the tectonic plates may be underway, provoking more seismic activity and tsunamis, plunging the world into chaos.

Here's a glimpse at our impending horror:
http://youtu.be/Q9nF82fcryY

Ooops... Seems like we are experiencing technical difficulties. Uhm... no, I'm actually being told this is what the end of days looks like.

The Daily Fib interviewed some of the Presidents around the world and those involved in our global demise. They had this to say:

Wendy: I thought the only side effect from my nukes were three-eyed fish and that omnious green glow at night. But a woman must keep on bombin'!

Pancakes: This world was just a multi of Fearless Blue anyway.

Hezekiah: This is God's way of announcing NLUO victory!

Lorelei: I told you this would happen!

Josias: *shrugs* How many space voyages will it take to transfer my weapons out of here...

Serpent: I kind of liked this place... I bet serpents can live in outer space anyway.

Crafty: The world is coming to an end? Good.

Luguna you da man...

lol thats funny! i dont care what ya say!

Hahahahahhaha. That is right on point!! lol

ha ha ha ha I just love you, Laguna!!!!

Laguna: It dont really matter, after 60 its all over with anyway.

Look at what war does to Little upsilon. The land can't take war. SMH... (Sighs, and walks away)

Gaddafi Cracks me up.

Right on time Laguna

Very Funny

Gaddafi you need to choose a side and stay on it man. nothing personal , but cmon.

Look at the pot calling the kettle black.

lmao Gadaffi is NLUO, that was never in question.

yes it was! LOL and btw i was referring to his being an expansionist or a isolationist. and Hezz, my convictions have always been one and the same, the freedom of LU! read the posts! and any so called judge that would tuck his tail between his legs the way Gadaffi did when you all pulled the stunt you did to force his hand, is no judge at all! in fact they are a joke, and I don't take him seriously at all. to be honest, I actually have more respect for Lee, Wendy and yes even Hezz. At least they are consistently on the same side of things, be it the wrong side. he actually should receive a vote of no confidence, as he has proven his inability to provide an un biased position as Judge over the NLUO court. his very being there is a reminder to the international community of just how corrupt the NLUO has become. as if it Needed any help!

I think Gaddafi is honestly just trying to go with the majority. He does not want to be the center of attention, which is peculiar because the real Gaddafi always wanted to be front and center, and the real Gaddafi never backed down from anyone. I am not saying anything against you Mr. Chief Justice. I respect you, but you should once you set up a case, just go through with it, no matter the political consequences. I know we scared you by bringing navies and special forces into your harbor, as well as the Fed Congress vote of No confidence. You just have to grow a pair a balls and stand for something or fall for anything. No disrespect.

The world is coming to an end? Good.

lol

I am glad you feel that way Mr. Secretary General. If you look at the case file against you, it has been re-instated my son.

We will see you in court at the appointed time my son.

Oh, and by the way, if you want me to be as aggressive as the real Colonel Mahamar Al Gaddafi, you have not seen anything yet my son.

WOW, are you kidding me Mr Hez. This is a man in your own government. So you threaten him, you send 'navies' to his countries, accuse him of being a power grabber when he has a case set up against you... you force him to dismiss the case and NOW you ridicule him for not going through with the case against you. You childishly call him names calling him ball-less and easily manipulated.... I mean are you kidding me? Mr Gaddafi, do what you feel you must, but dont be surprised if you are not ridiculed even more.

I feel sorry for the members of NLUO. This is so sad. Stay tuned for a major announcement from Hydra, we are gonna see if we can help those who are brave enough to get on the side of freedom.

Gaddafi, Listen I was not saying anything against you. Don't let them twist my words. All I was saying is that you have to stand for what you believe and use the government to your advantage. If you yielded to the pressure, that does not make you weak. I was just saying grow a pair meaning stand firm on your convictions in order to be an effective Chief Justice. Now you have left the fed. I will invite you back. Don't leave the fed. Please.

I think I might have screwed myself. I hope you take heed to my word Brother Leader Gaddafi.

I hope this time He actually stands by what he says.and proves that he can stand for something. time will tell.

"Gaddafi, Listen I was not saying anything against you. Don't let them twist my words." hez

"I know we scared you by bringing navies and special forces into your harbor, as well as the Fed Congress vote of No confidence. You just have to grow a pair a balls and stand for something or fall for anything. No disrespect. " hez

i love it

@Josias I know aint that really amazing???

2 more days.