Ah, yes. Laguna, if I may be so bold, that reference just MIGHT have been about your goats!
Crafty, be good. Oh, wait, you are. Never mind.
Gothamloki, nukes, smukes. Get enough nuke defense batteries with enough missiles to defend with, no problem (except your neighbors might not be too happy about the fallout). A couple million of each ought to do it!
Watch what you say about rubbings, there's folks here who might take you up on it! Naming no names, let them do their own trolling!
I'm okay with the war leveling, but one thing it seems to have done is take away some of the "community" of the game and made it more like sitting at your PC dicing it out with an AI.
If you can stand being bored , here's a little of what it used to be like. I was on GR the last time, and with the old rules, unless you were in a backwater country or kept a VERY low profile you really had no choice but to join a Fed. Which if you think about it is very realistic. RL has a few countries who can project their power worldwide, a few more who can project power continentally but not worldwide, and a mess that can project regionally but not continent or world.
The regionals seek to align themselves with the continentals, and so forth. To do this they of course have to talk, and deal. The better diplomats come home with the bacon.
GR back then was the same way. The dominant world superpowers were the AF and the UC. It makes life so much easier when you have 15 or 20 people with empires to work with. Need workers? Somebody's got them. Have corps that need a home or vice versa? Not a problem. Need help understanding something? Somebody was there.
It seems that, since a person doesn't need to worry about their main any more that Feds are sort of past history. If you don't need those 20 air forces coming to your defense when you're attacked, why bother with a Fed?
All right, sorry, but there are things I miss about how it used to be. Nostalgia period over.
Oh, and if Laguna offers to let you rub one of his goats the "wrong way" I'd think twice!
In case you don't know him, Laguna is one of the "Gods" of the game. There are others, but "he be the man".
He has a corp in my country, I'm required to say that!