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**RED ALERT** Shortage of Toilet Paper on LU

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Lorelei
28 Jan 2013 05:06 Link
Word has just come in that there is an extreme shortage of toilet paper on Little Upsilon due to all the recent crying of the NLUO.

According to our source, who refused to go on record, it is, and I quote "A crapper beware kinda situation."

We here at NONONLUO News will keep you posted with any future developments of this dire alert.

Reporting live from LU,
Lorelei
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Serpent
28 Jan 2013 05:09 Link
Awwwww shoot, I'll go look for me a Sears catalog! Hopefully I'll avoid paper cuts!
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Jackseptic
28 Jan 2013 05:12 Link
im building toilet paper corps in my CEO now to help with the shortage.
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Lorelei
28 Jan 2013 05:12 Link
These are rough situations we are facing now thanks to the NLUO. This will also affect more trees in our environment as this is where we derive paper. NIX! Where are you???!!! The NLUO is ruining our sim environment!!!
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Crafty
28 Jan 2013 14:34 Link
Meh, I use my middle finger anyway.
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Crafty
28 Jan 2013 15:10 Link
Considering that article is by one Sparklee A Hole, his research must be a life times work.

It is said that a gooses neck is the best thing with which to cleanse ones anus. Porcupines are not recommended, and if you are going to use a hamster, be sure to de-claw it first.
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Lorelei
28 Jan 2013 16:06 Link
Dearest Laguna and Crafty,

Thank you for your creative alternatives to taking care of poopy situations like the one we face now on Little Upsilon! Toilet Crisis!!!!

You two ain't right! ha ha ha ha ha ha
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shave
28 Jan 2013 19:09 Link
well Everyone must do their Part! lol@ Crafty and Laguna. :)
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Lorelei
28 Jan 2013 19:42 Link
Well just cuz I'm Hydra's Water Girl, dun y'all be getting any weird ideas that Imma gonna start hosing you down! I'll quit! lol
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King Hezekiah II
28 Jan 2013 20:38 Link
lol@ Crafty & Laguna.
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Lorelei
29 Jan 2013 16:37 Link
Word has just come in that there are riots breaking out on the streets of LU over the toilet paper/tissue crisis!!!!

The NLUO justice system is NOW hearing cases on toilet paper theft amongst their members!!!!

All chaos has broken out!!!! Innocent people are dying!!!

Woooooooooooooooe unto LU!!!! Will an end to this madness come???

We here at NONONLUO News will keep you posted with any more future developments.

Reporting live from LU,
Lorelei
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Crafty
30 Jan 2013 21:49 Link
I'm starting many geese and hamster farms as we speak. Hopefully my pityful effort can 'relieve' the situation.

Crafty 'the wipe' cockney.
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Lorelei
31 Jan 2013 15:41 Link
lol Crafty.......... as always, you are happy to contribute.