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Augustus Von Rothstein (Little Upsilon)
23 Nov 2008 00:21
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Please allow me to introduce myself... I am Augustus Von Rothstein, the greatest man alive. But just recently I asked myself, Augustus, how can you be the greatest man alive if so many of your people are unemployed and living in shanty towns next to your magnificent new railways and water treatment plants? What kind of greatness is this? Why, it is but greatness thwarted! But thwarted by what, I wondered (for I am a wondering sort, and a thieving, whoring, gambling sort as well, but we will not get into that). Then it occurred to me... the poor with their muttering and shambling and generally offensive body odor distinctly resemble zombies. Is your neighbor a zombie? How could you tell? Well this was the start of an extensive zombie prevention and eradication campaign (i.e. signs, roving paramilitary groups, etc.). And I can report to you in confidence that Konrad is now 99.9 percent zombie free and that a zombie-free Konrad is a strong and prosperous Konrad. What fruits are afforded us by our precious liberty to kill zombies.
So now, with that length preamble aside, I would like to invite you to invest. Konrad, Port Isaac, New Liberty and Augustavia all invite new CEO corps, relocations or bids on whatever state corps you can find. 0% percent tax, a well-educated populace, no zombies. I thank you, my friends, and wish you all a good night.
So now, with that length preamble aside, I would like to invite you to invest. Konrad, Port Isaac, New Liberty and Augustavia all invite new CEO corps, relocations or bids on whatever state corps you can find. 0% percent tax, a well-educated populace, no zombies. I thank you, my friends, and wish you all a good night.