Declaration of Jihad against the UC. (Golden Rainbow)

Man, and I feel bad for the worms I kill. A mouse is a pet. Well, a hamster is.

They're all rats in my book.

I use baby Penguins to fish for Leopard seals. I use little butler suits so I can reuse them.

I fish for seagulls on the beach using a small bait hook and some bread.

It's like flying a kite!!!!!!!!!

Well if you toss a mouse in the water in Texas you will catch either A.] Alligator Gar...grows over 6 feet 200 pounds with armored scales and a head full of teeth...Or B.} A real alligator. grows over 8 feet with armored scales and a head full of teeth.

I prefer goldfish myself...Or crayfish if I can catch enough of them. Either works great on just about any fish.

Austia, you are hilarious. lol

Ahhh the ugly fugly alligator gar! You ain't kiddin about the mouth full of toofs! I used to catch them of the same dock mentioned above for fun. I had an old crabber pay me $1 a lb. for them so it paid for my bait, tackle and beer.

I also have hooked up with a gator or 12 with my rod and reel. I never landed 1 tho cuz they liked to wrap up around the pilings and break off.


Dirt

I caught A nice 3lb Rainbow off GoldRay Dam

lol, Ken and Barbie second hand clothes are the mouse fashion of the day when swimming and sunning at the lake...

Well, the mice needed a bathing suit. It's the law dammit!!!

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@Johanas Bilderburg,
I have a question. What is it about those who call others liars from behind closed and locked doors (21 Day limitation on waging war when moving from one world to another)? And then when they are challenged and they give you their address accepting the challenge. They hide behind their momma (WP)?
I came to your doorstep in Lynx Minor and have been waiting for you to step out (come out of WP) so we can duel it out.
Are you hiding from me? Is it a policy of you and your associates to shoot your mouth and overload your brain.
What am I to assume? You pick a fight and run home so momma can protect you. Don't make me go to Little Upsilon to find you.
If you don't come out and face me before next Monday Real World time. I will be forced to assume that you are a coward. Is that the reputation you want to build? Dont worry you wont be alone with that renown title. Just look west from your country in Auriga Bella and you will find another.
John L.

John:

I am very surprised to hear the word "traitor" come out of your useless mouth. Do you think because Dizzy trained you that you can shoot off your mouth on a whim? We are here for the UC. Not you. If you would like to make it that way, we would be more than happy to oblige you. You seem to like to open your mouth John, how much were you paid for it this time? You think you're Mr. Badass, but in reality, you wouldn't leave GR to go anywhere and you know it. So take your 'threats' and keep them to yourself. Unless you wish to lose your empire again, that is.

BTW, if you think that Johanes is such a coward, how about you go back and refresh the reasons you gave for leaving AF high and dry. Something that neither Sam nor I would do. And also, touch on your excuses for disliking me. You really do make me laugh John. You're a waste of space, and I am going to enjoy the talks at the peace table, where whomever is involved will talk to me and only me. Paybacks are a bitch, friend. You're about to get slapped like one.

Assist the UC, die for it. Simple, John. Contemplate.

Sorry John L., Sam is in secured all over LU too. Hate to be the bringer of bad news.

Capone,
Whoever told you there would be talks at a peacetables?
I gave you a chance at a one or one after you left Allied Forces after your mouth brought that ones great federation into disarray.
Can I be more obvious. So far I have not labeled Johanes a coward, just you.
Threat, threat, and more threats. That seem to be all I am getting from you. You know where I am and my doors are all open (No WP).

JohnL(you shall now be forever known as "noob/vet"). Ive never seen a multi-year player like yourself make so many public and private blunders. I know what your capabilities are, then and now. If "dizzy" trained you you'll still fall far short

This is a prime example...you show your hand too soon and expose yet another fed to risk. In or out of WP sam still cant fight yet. You know this, or should.

Im coming for you now. I shall call this op, "operation side show." Thats what you are a mere side show.

Do me a favor would ya? Pull your leader out of secured then cover it with some C3 dec's then declare on me, to protect yourself! If that doesn't work get a country from FB and transfer it over to GR. That may help.

Come to LU, your buddies have done a stellar job thus far, perhaps your "expertise" can rule the day for them.

You really should learn that saying less is often better.

Oh yes, John, there will be talks, because the UC, along with yourself it seems, are going to be very willing to talk. If you don't want a seat at these talks, that is fine. Makes no difference to me. All that is certain now, is that if the parties included want peace, I am the one to talk to, nobody else. Remind you of something John? You know, when you got paid by the UC to undermine my authority? When you sold out all you supposedly live for in this game to a rapist? When people like yourself go behind my back to render peace agreements without my knowledge? I don't think you get it John. Maybe it will take a pounding to drill it through your hard head. Pity. I mean, you're a joke as is, but that puts you over the top.

BTW. You want to play come to KB. I got something for that ass. Trust.

I may be many things but at least I am not a traitor JohnL. My personal war will be fought on my schedule not yours or anyone elses. That would be foolish. I have not set up to take your countries. Nor will I. They suck. Why the hell would I waste valuable war time on them instead of Dizzy?

I am not really interested in you. Nor did I come for you. I came for Dizzy. I only pointed out the flaws in your own statements.

If you dont wish to be called a liar I would suggest not lying.

As for this war. We have made our target well known. Anyone else who interferes will just be a gift from the game god as far as I am concerned.

Please feel free to come to LU if you wish. You encouraged me to come to GR to fight Yankee when I was a n00b. I can only hope someone encourages you to come and fight me since you are just a n00b.

Bah. Go give someone some bad advice and complain a lot. You really have nothing worth taking. Why look more of a fool than you already are.


And yes. As far as I am concerned this has gone on too long already. I have no interest in talking to UC towards ending the war. You can all talk to Ameche. Muhahaha. Poor you.
>_<

I told you LDI guys that this was a GR war, you didn't believe me and now some of the names are slipping out. As tough as you may be you won't win in this village.

My opinion of the JohnL/Ameche thingy. JohnL left the AF because of the incompitence that Deffy displayed as leader. He ran his mouth, got his fed involved in a large war, and then hid in protecto while the UC picked off countries 1 by 1. I don't blame John for leaving. Deffy proved to be a coward and John called for new leadership. Nuttin wrong with that, but now Deffy wants revenge on him for suggesting such a thing. That not very nice Drippy!

I stand by what I have said reguarding GR. I will not submit, make deals or make any other provision
for offworld aggressors. I have sent many letters to fed heads and have an overwhelming support against you guys.

JohnL is an ally of mine along with anyone else that stands up to you meatheads. Our numbers have grown tremendously and you are all underestimating us...just like ya did back in the Great War.

Also, GR politics should stay on GR. We have tried to keep UC influances off other worlds and will continue to do so.

Dirt

PS-You know what I paid JohnL to rise up against you Deffy? A smile and a handshake. Nuttin more, nuttin less. You can attract alot more bees with honey than you can vinegar...try it sometime, instead of striving to be the SC asshole all the time.

Off world aggressors are exactly what this entire war is about.

Just follow the wendy saga on lacerta/LU. UC puppet that she is. Off world aggressor, and aggressors took a big dump in the wrong park.

John Fire, Crossdale(dizzy), Nute. Go back where you belong.

My belief about who will get involved matters not. Noob or vet, I don't underestimate. Every player gets the same "work up." Its been that way since day one for me.

My belief in my ability to wreak otter havoc on any empire, is what matters.

I simply believe that, given my ability to stay focused and patient, I can leverage this games war engine in such a way to destroy, utterly, any empire.

Time is running out.

Keep smiling all....

Dirt, you're irrelevant. Opinions are like assholes, you have one, but it smells like a pussy. hmmm, coincidence? Not likely.

As far as your opinion on this matter goes, you have no idea how far from the truth you are. The GR war was fought out of jealousy and stupidity. Face it, you work for a rapist. You should have vetted your glorious leader before choosing sides to take up Dirt.

It seems as though you are the ones underestimating us. You saw what happened in the GR war, when LDI and my fed started taking UC countries left and right and there was nothing you could do about it. Did you really think I learned nothing from that? Just because you have the good people of GR fooled, does not mean you can fool anyone else. I told you way back when Dirt, and it looks like I am right. I knew that once this happened that the UC would send others in as cannon fodder. LOL. I know you idiots like a book. Keep thinking I don't. Slippery slide on that slope, Dirty Joe Dirt.

You think you have the whole story, but i see your leaders {snicker} have kept a lot from you. Like the fact this all started because Dizzy couldn't keep his metaphorical dick in his pants. Now, you just seem stupid supporting those action. But I could have figured as much, seeing as I have seen your collection of shit porn. So, I guess in hindsight, I should have seen it coming. You are no better than him. And you will die with him.

As far as John goes, don't try to minimize the fact you bought that war. You won't have that chance this time. I am already sure of that. This is personal. You people made it personal. Stop trying to play innocent when you know you have had this coming for months, only to cry when it comes and trying to get people on your side. You may think you have people in your back pocket, what you're failing to see is who we have in our pocket. And that, my shit porn loving friend, is the DEFINITION of irony.

"The GR war was fought out of jealousy and stupidity."

I started the GR war when I stepped out of the UC and was building up in my old Centura country. You guys saw it as a threat, and reacted. (BTW ppl, it took 5 Mighty AF warriors a week to take out that country and 2 c3s and the whole time I was nuking the piss outta them. Not bad for my VERY FIRST WAR eh?) From that bad blood bioled over and another, larger round of wars started. I wasn't jealous. I wasn't being stupid. Just was having a lil fun using a game that I paid for. YOU MADE IT PERSONAL!

Irrelevant? lol. Ok. This irrelevant President will be taking your countries as they come out. That I know as sure as you breath o2.

The "new" Army is hardly cannon fodder. The only way to get good at war is to partake. They will have guidance and direction on all aspects so I'm sure they will be quite ok. I'm sure they'll lose countries, but thats the only way you get good.
OH WAIT! Don't tell me you were born good Def..

Besides, I am teaching them anything they ask. For that I get paid back in loyalty as you well know.


I am only speaking to the offworlders on this war. You Deffy are unfortunatly a GR resident so shut up for now until I ask you to speak again, k?

Hey John, I have a nifty warhorse I'll sell ya for cheap just so you can black Deffys eye hard. But we all know he will hide in protecto while his friends all fall.


To Barney and Sam,

Gummyworms for both of you!
No seriously, my fuggin lil brother caught 2 40# salmon back to back yesterday! I have spent a ridiculous amount of time on the banks and nuttin. Snot nosed shitbrick? about 20 hours total.
Begginers luck? Is there really a God? Come on fisherman, why?!?


General Dirt

Fishy Fishy in the brook,
Come and see what's on my hook.

Fishy Fishy in the stream,
Be that Monster in my dream.

Fishy Fishy in the water,
Took that bait that I had bought her.

Fishy Fishy in my pan,
Is frying to a golden tan.

Fishy Fishy on my plate,
Smells so good I can hardly wait.

Fishy Fishy in my mouth,
Savored slowly and headed south.

Fishy Fishy in my tummy,
Man it tastes so god damned yummy!!!!

Dam, big salmon. I'm truly jealous. Youre in Oregon?


And, as per my above post....lol...my new war style is modeled after the aggressive and ferocious otter.

Hence the term..."otter havoc"!

What I meant to say was udder havoc, no wait. Thats not right either, utter?

Hmmmmm

You guys need a graduate lesson in "barnesse." This is my special language, created and perfected by me. Essentialy you have to "feel" your way through my posts and at times may need to make some assumptions.

Let me help....

1. JohnL is in a bind now. Im calling his bluff personally and he'll have to fight well. He either will or will not. And he has put his fed in jeopardy through unnecessary comment too soon in the game.

2. This is all wendy's fault and the people high up in UC who should have dealt with her AS SOON as she began to misbehave on the pinktators continent.

3. At this juncture certain people need to leave LU or empires will burn on GR.

Can I "feel" your "udders"?