The "Messin' with Ameche" thread. (Golden Rainbow)

Hello fellow citizens of Golden Rainbow! Now that Dripcons tyranny is over I thought its time to start a thread in his honor. Go ahead and post any and all your funny/silly stories involving him, stories that re-enforce the fact that he is the grand poo-ba of asshats. Lets try and not talk about the fact that he betrayed his fed, commited mass treason, ETC. Lets stick to the funny chit that makes us all love our favorite asshat!


Near the peak of the Great War he once asked me, in his usual aggressive manor, if I wanted to make this a "cock and ball" contest. He said "whip them out son, you'll lose". HAHAHA I do remember taking a couple of his larger countries shortly after that! hahaha. Ameche is nuttin more than a large kitty cat with a loud meow.

SeaPebble,
I guess you may not have seen my reply to Austia where I wrote: "I've thought of a thousand replies to your post. I decided that the one I will post will be the least offensive or argumentative."

I'm wondering here, why you started this thread? Has Golden Rainbow gotten too peaceful and tame for your liking?

At the same time, I am trying to figure out why I'm even adding comments to your post here.

I guess not being involved in an armed conflict gives us all more time to enjoy other aspects of the game.

Have a nice day and enjoy the peace while it lasts.

What is the point of this thread, other than to show you have the maturity of a six year old?

Grow up.

The continued personal attacks on Ameche only prove the fact that you are an asshole. It passes beyond game fun and becomes harrassment.

Hath thou noticed my servant Job, how he is upright and escheweth evil, there is none other like him in the world.

Job will return to Golden Rainbow

Hmmm, harrassment? Funny hearing that from you Sammy. I clearly remember you attacking my small empire on LU not too long ago for the simple reason of who I am affiliated with. Does that constitute harrassment as well?

No worries. Your feeble attempt to hassass me ended with you crawling away with your tail between your legs. Not too shabby beings I was jumped unexpectantly and was in no way ready for war.

And as far as me being a Samhole...your right, I am. No trial is needed, I am the first to admit it. Now back to Deffy...he started this lil lovers spat many moons ago...now he needs to take his medicine or apoligize. Just like you did Sam. Remember? did I not praise you and leave you be after that?

and Veritas...mind your own business. this feud has been raging for many moons now and you know none of the details. You act as if I'm the aggressor and ol Dripcon is a Saint. This will continue till he A) submits like Sam did or B) Comes out of protecto and wars with me. There is no C.

I fought a very limited war too discover how you cheated. I found the answer. I lost a C3 to discover the trick....No big loss.

Any future wars will be monitored to ban you for it. The end of Dirt/Austia is in sight.

Your an idiot Sam.
Limited..ha. I can guarantee that when our war comes there will be 0 mercy and 0 limitations. I'm calling you out Sammy...and as you well know, I'm no Wendy. I WILL take your country. I'll take ALL of them.

And please enlighten me and the rest of SC on the "trick" I used to kick your butt.

If you think taking a single undefended c3 is a challenge then who am I to judge.

I have no interest in fighting a cheater. You can call all you like Dirtbag. I am not answering the phone.

Naw, I mistakenly gave your main warhorse mercy when I could have EASILY taken it from you. I won't make that mistake again. I wouldn't answer the phone either when there is a gorilla on your doorstep. You talk alot of smack pee-wee...best remember what happened at the Alamo.


And I'm still waiting for the "trick". Myabe I'll send you some contracts for some Ex-lax it will come outta ya a little smoother....

At least you covered your ground decs before you started talking crap. Good for you!

in the spirit of the thread- A few days ago I was bored. Nottin ta do. So I decided to ruffle Ameche's feathers a lil.

I started by changing the name of my Pharmacutical products corp to "URM Penicilin". I then sent him a contract offer for 30 units.......

Longs story short. I guess I hurt his feeling and insulted his character or something. He wrote me letter, short and sweet. Something like "Blow me". So I reply with "you'd like that wouldn't you".

Well, we all know how much Ameche enjoys being insulted. Needless to say, he came all unglued, and I don't mean his false eyelashes fell off either.

I got the fallowing response-
"go lick dizzys balls...and dont talk to me anymore tard"

I told him the spot was reserved for him. (also notice the lack of proper usage and punctuation)

By the end of a legnthy arguement I must say, Point Austia!

"At least you covered your ground decs before you started talking crap. Good for you!"

One of these days you'll realize that your not the only 1 that is good at war. I know the same "tricks" as you and we are prolly very evenly matched as far as all that goes...cept I can and will back my mouth up, unlike you.
Let me also be VERY clear. If and when your buddies start the decs to back your mouth up, MY bees will come flying out from all directions. Once again you have proven that your mouth is your worst enemy.

haha...you should post all the emails...your portrayal of me coming unglued is far fetched....you dont mean anything to me, how do you figure you get under my skin? youll never get a second chance austia, i dont bother with cheaters later fag

For pointing out the fact that your continued and abundant personal attacks in a game setting show a lack of class, poor moral code, horrible self esteem, and a slippery grasp on reality?

Wow. What a crime.

Lack of class-
That would be Sam making up lies to cover up his brutal mistake of crossing me.

Poor moral code-
Whose morals? Yours? My book is very differant than yours. Don't like it? Who cares.

Horrible self-esteem-
Nuttin wrong with my self esteem. I may be a Samhole and a few other colorful explitives but I don't lie like you do, I don't bully the small and weak like you do (this goes toward Sam and Ameche both) I don't make up excuses when things don't go as planned.

Slippery grasp?
I promised I wouldn't talk about your family anymore so I won't go there.

Thank you for proving my point.

I stand by my original statement.

Grow up.

LOL
So tell me where I lost control?

Lame.

Now heres what you really said.

From: United Republic of Mitolla
To: Camp Lejeune MCB
Real Date: 19-08-2008 02:37:12
World Date: January 06 2577
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Buy pharmaceutical
Message: Why are you walking like a cat with tape stuck on it's feet...hmm, maybe that's why you needed the penicilin. If you are so not afraid of us, then why do you hide in WP? Oh yeah, I already know! Evertime you've come out you lose a country....That's it. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I'm gonna go continue to rock at life. Cheers!


From: United Republic of Mitolla
To: Camp Lejeune MCB
Real Date: 19-08-2008 03:00:42
World Date: January 08 2577
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Buy pharma
Message: Actually, I've had pleasent conversations with many people. The Deal is, and I tell people this, I haven't liked you since the Dirt war, when you were being a disrespectful little #### when I was trying to give some insight into the conflict. Believe it or not Deffy, you have enemies too. A lot of them. My guess is it's because your a prick. So I do my part to hassle and annoy you. AND IT'S SO EASY. I get my drive from the fact that I do not enjoy the company of bullies, such as yourself. Now I'm not claiming to be perfect, or that I don't have enemies. Neither would be true. But atleast there are those who know me for who I am and what I stand for. At least I don't portray a different person to each different group I meet. Disrespectfully signed, Austia

From: United Republic of Mitolla
To: Camp Lejeune MCB
Real Date: 19-08-2008 08:29:06
World Date: January 29 2577
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bu
Message: This is what I think of you. http://**********.com/funny_videos_2girls1cup.htm

Yes, quite a different outlook. Try again retard. You provoke me every chance you get. You lie hmmmm, not so well. Listen, check your delusions at the door. Till then, you have been pwned. Don't talk to me anymore, asshole.

And i believe that last email is of the bannable nature? Hmmm I wonder.

" And please enlighten me and the rest of SC on the "trick" I used to kick your butt."

"And I'm still waiting for the "trick". Myabe I'll send you some contracts for some Ex-lax it will come outta ya a little smoother.... "

" I know the same "tricks" as you and we are prolly very evenly matched as far as all that goes...cept I can and will back my mouth up, unlike you. "

I don't know which flaw in the game you used to your advantage, that others refer to in earlier posts, but i do know this: When you name a country too long, you cannot dec on it. In fact, you cannot even view it from the browse world link.

e.g.
Dirt and Nute drowning wormsDirt and Nute dr...
Lake of the WoodsLake of the WoodsLake of th...

If you abuse bugs in the game, at least don't call it "Backing your Mouth up," or mention the cheating as proof of your power. People are trying to enjoy this game, and I, for one, can barely stomache you, your tactics, or your "Mouth."

Creating a thread to slander and harass another player is quite dishonorable. Perhaps people who live in glass houses should remove the plank from their own eye, before throwing rocks. You'd have better aim.
Cujo

WTF are you talking about ameche? I know the first part, but you got to make up a message to try and get me banned? why would you even know were to find smut like that?

your done...your done
you and your perverted attempt to get me banned.
done

dude dont even try it, perhaps i should give it over to LG to verify its real? man you're sad...lie all you want, you sent it

Greetings President Havez,
Since you and I have never been introduced and have no negetive history between us I will assume that you are simply misinformed and getting your info from your Fedmates. These "tricks" that Sam and I have referred to are nothing more than techniques..little tactics that help buy time in war. Wars success revolves around time. Thats it. You insinuate that I am a cheater, as does a couple of my enemies...but with all of your sage advice I think it would be wise to consider the source doncha think? The fact is that I whipped their asses after they talked all kinds of smack and now they are mucho embarrassed. So calling me a multi, cheater, ETC. is all the ammo they have left. Afterall, they are trying to save face in front of their peers. If you would like me to elaborate in detail we shall do it thru letter and keep it out of the forum.

There is no-one that enjoys this game more than I. Well, I'm sure there are many that love it as much as me. I take it seriously and respect folks until I am disrespected...which is what happened between Ameche, Sam and I. Deffy has gone out of his way to discredit my brother(Austia) and I ever since he lost. He has tried so hard to paint me as a monster but alot of folks know the truth. I bet you have heard some of his smack about me. I bet he has never bothered to tell you the more honorable things I've done, even tho I could care less about him..for instance...His Father passed away during a live war I had with him. I not only laid down my arms but talked the rest of my Fedmates into doing the same. does that sound dirty to you? So yeah, don't buy into everything these 2 feed ya. Am I an asshole? Sure I am at times, but only to folks that go out of there way o be an opponant of mine. Do I take it to the next level with my posts and shit talk? Sure I do. Winning a war has many stratigies...my goal is to rattle, anger, infuriate them to the point that they make poor decisions. Just like RL. Call me dishonorable and mean but others call me brilliant--guess it comes down to which side of the fence your standing on.

I hope this post enlightens you some. I hope we can keep the peace and be friendly towards each other as we are bordering neighbors on decambra, GR. If not I invite you to test the "Nute and Dirt are drownin worms" theory and dec on me..then you will see. Oh yeah, about forgot...Melissa dec on that country you have spoke of with no issues...she even managed to land a nuke on my capitol.

Is this explaination sufficient? I really hope so cuz my hands are full of asshats already and I'd rather you be on my good side than my bad.

Respectfully,
General Dirt