True Story (Golden Rainbow)

So I was minding my own business (writing porn), doing my usual tasks (watching others work) and enjoying myself the usual way (hurling monkey poo at pheasants) until I got this message...

Subject: Fwd: Aircraft Carier
Get your Aircraft Carier away from my country

Well, faced with this challenge, I did the only thing I could do... I replied:

Move your country away from my Aircraft Carrier.

"Obviously", what followed was:

Subject: Re: Re: Fwd: Aircraft Carier
Message: Thats funny just move it man no need for anger.

I'm a very angry man. Feed me the whales or face my angryness!

LOL

It's UC scumbag disease, the whole planet is infected.

You should write monkey porn and cut out the middle man.

whales on the way lg.

lmao

hahaha thats hilarious

@ameche-

Is that why you ran with your tail between your legs like a whipped dog?

I am still trying to figure out why John R is throwing monkey poo at numerous large often long-tailed and brightly colored Old World gallinaceous birds (Phasianus and related genera of the family Phasianidae) including many raised as ornamental or game birds instead of members of a European class of persons tilling the soil as small landowners or as laborers.

"Woman smuggles monkey to U.S. under blouse
She sedated the young rhesus macaque for the trip from Thailand."

I just know you had something to do with this Laguna. I just know it!

I just love the smell of fresh monkey poo on pheasants in the morning...

I don't discuss legal issues involving my monkey-mules.

This reminded me off...

This is a transcript of a radio conversation between a US Naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. I understand that there's actually a full transcript of this conversation lurking about somewhere. If anyone has is, send it to me!

US SHIP: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

CANADIAN REPLY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US SHIP: This is the Captain of the US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIAN REPLY: No, I say again, divert YOUR course!

US SHIP: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW OR WE WILL TAKE APPROPRIATE AND DRASTIC MEASURES!!!!


(And yes, I know its an urban legend, and never happened, but still.... its funny...)

CANADIAN REPLY: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

LOL.

Sounds like when the US Navy had some ships stationed in a port in southern England with a banner proudly proclaiming "The US Navy. Second to None".

The Royal Navy berthed their crappest, most scruffy gunboat next to it, and renamed it "None".