This might help you get a different perspective, BorderC:
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Border Collie: Only one, and then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to standard.
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he has finished rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Pointer: I see the lightbulb. There it is ... there it is ... right there!
Rottweiler: Make me!
Boxer: Who cares ... I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark!
Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Pleeeeeeeease, please, please ...!
Golden Retrievers: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb??
Hope that helps
Hugs and respect
Jo