For Your Entertainment- Favourite Movie/TV Quote (Kebir Blue)

Because life is so depressing and boring etc etc. I have decided out of pure boredom to make a Thread regarding TV/Movie Quotes.
I'll get the ball rolling:

1: "Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! --BANG!!!--" -LooneyTunes
2:"And don't call me Surely!" -Flying High
3:"F*ck the po-lice!" -Pineapple Express

1: "Get away from her, you b*tch!" -Aliens
2: "The plane! The plane, boss!" -Fantasy Island
3: "This city needs an enema." -Batman

1: "Indeed" - Stargate
2: "Well, what I mean by that, sir, is... if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen." - Saving Private Ryan
3: "The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it." - Band of Brothers

"BANG! Blub blub blub blub...." - Titanic

Clint Eastwood has the best movie line of all time. For example:

http://www.hark.com/clips/mhzwgvlvvz-dying-aint-much-of-a-living-boy

http://www.hark.com/clips/ypktnjsjrs-clint-when-things-get-bad

http://www.hark.com/clips/pdsxrvlshx-punk

"May I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?" - Basil Fawlty in Fawlty Towers (Classic British comedy)

"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day."

"We've gone on holiday by mistake."

"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the Government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!"

"Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't."

All from Withnail & I.

"Go ahead, make my day." Dirty Harry

Most of you are too young to remember May West but she had some of the best lines ever.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.�

When women go wrong, men go right after them.�

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.�

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.�

“I've been in more laps than a napkin.�

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.�

Of course mine are always the best quotes of all.


501. Scott Tenorman Must Die (Original Airdate: 7/11/01)
Lesson One: When somebody does you wrong, you must be prepared to retaliate a thousand-fold. And, pubic hair isn't something you buy, you actually grow it on your body when you get older.
802. AWESOM-O (Original Airdate: 4/14/04)
Lesson Two: Never take a joke too far, no matter how funny it is. Hitler learned this lesson the hard way.
906. The Death Of Eric Cartman (Original Airdate: 4/13/05)
Lesson Three: What awaits us all in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and, $10,000 in cash. And remember: we all die in 2012.
1003. Cartoon Wars, Pari I (Original Airdate: 4/5/06)
Lesson Four: If you really hate something, use racial tolerance as an excuse to dostroy it. Liberals are masters at this.
1004. Cartoon Wars, Part II (Original Airdate: 4/12/06)
Lesson Five: Family Guy sucks my balls. Here endeth the lesson.
1108. Le Petit Tourette (Original Airdate: 10/03/07)
Lesson Six: You should never swear on television. Especially if, when you were younger, your cousin and yourself were curious, and touched wieners.
1201. Tonsil Trouble (Original Airdate: 3/12/08)
Lesson Seven: Even in your darkest moments, try to stay HIV positive. There's nothing an HIV positive mind can't overcome.
1205. Eek, A Penis! (Original Airdate: 4/9/08)
Lesson Eight: Cheating is the way to get ahead. But if you get caught, you can't stop cheating, or else you will lose the Superbowl. Right Bill?
506. Cartmanland (Original Airdate: 7/25/01)
Lesson Nine: No matter how great you try to make your life, people will find a way to fuck it up for you. And remember: we all die in 2012.
803. Up the Down Steroid (Original Airdate: 3/24/04)
Lesson Ten: Do not pretend to be handicapped, because it isn't fair to people who really are handicapped. Like Kanye West.
1207. Super Fun Time (Original Airdate: 4/23/08)
Lesson Eleven: No matter who it hurts, do whatever you can to havea super fun time all the time. Because we all die in 2012.
911. Ginger Kids (Original Airdate: 11/9/05)
Lesson Twelve, the final and most important lesson: Do not trust the Jews! Oh, and kids with red hair and freckles have no souls. And we all die in 2012.

Cartman South Park, the greatest cartoon ever made.

I my self like lesson three and lesson eleven.

dude...sweet...dude...sweet...dude...sweet..

whats my tattoo say, lol,

dude wheres my car

"Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!" Tony Montana, Scarface


"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." Tony Montana, Scarface

"She could be a farmer in those clothes." Amber, Clueless

"In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good. I buy a size eight." Truvy, Steel Magnolias

"Tell him he's dreaming"- The Castle

"And I hope their first-born will be a masculine child."- Luca Brasi, The Godfather

"Good Morning Sarge." "How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is."- We Were Soldiers

"I love you." "I know"- Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back

Seriously no one has watched "They Live". " I came here to do 2 things kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

In a broad Geordie accent: "I 'ope I give you the shits!"

- Private "Spoon" Witherspoon about to be eaten by a werewolf in Dog Soldiers.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak
through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who
attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when
I lay my vengeance upon thee"

Pulp Fiction of course

"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me, Blow" - The Army of Darkness

"You're one ugly motherf#@ker" - Predator

"Debo, you got knocked the F#@k out" - Friday

"here's Johnny!"

nobody's quoted Full Metal Jacket yet?

"Say hello to my little friend!!!!"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." - Handey

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f@$@*%g beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian s@@te! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on n****rs, k***s, w**s, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? - full metal jacket