Education101 (Little Upsilon)

From the reaches of NGC 3561 and the mesosphere Dr. Slandersnatch (seen here: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=15496&id=1771586401 ) has forced a brave course of discourse to education in lieu of boredom.

Lesson 1: http://en.sevenload.com/videos/32gaMLy-Alphabet-Conspiracy-1959

Lulz

Lesson 1.1 !!!Dr. Slandersnatch has interrupted the current lesson to bring you the following!!!

"Asinine, GROUND BREAKING, staggering, unbefrekinleavale, OMG, CDC, FIG, KID.....act now or be belittled literally from a convincingly aimless source!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

Lesson 2:
"Pop Quiz! The following information is in memory of WHO?"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5949034802461518010&ei=8tcHStWdJ46k_AGkq-G3DA&q=conspiracy&hl=en&client=firefox-a

"These startling truths and educational necessities will be furthered upon at a later time."

Lesson 3: How to be pretentious and condescending:

Step 1: Know Everything about Anything
Thats right. You may have never furthered humanity or local society in any way, but you sure as hell know a lot about... a lot!

Step 2: Never Agree to Anything!
For this step the only thing you need to do is disagree with anything, put your own spin on it, and request that others agree to your illogical concepts. EXAMPLE: John: "The Sky is blue", Cindy: "I can honestly say, John, that I disagree with you. In my opinion the sky is actually a hue of lavender. Although if you want to be technical, the sky is nothing more than every other color but blue, but of course your not technical."

Step3: Turn FACT into OPINION and OPINION into FACT
This seemingly troublesome step can be easily accomplished by referencing your opinion with other opinions, and, in agreement with step 2, disagree with fact.

Step 4: Take everything seriously
You are Emperor! Nothing is worth talking about unless it provides you the opportunity to vomit your mass intellect upon everyone else.

Step 5: Everything is your business
Yes EVERYTHING.

Step 6: Post a HOWTO on being pretentious and condescending.

Thats it! Upon mastering the steps your officially a prick.

How to be tame and subservient

Step 1: Know Nothing about Anything
Thats right. You might have never furthered humanity or local society in any way, but you sure as hell know nothing about .. nada!

Step 2: Always Agree to Everything!
For this step the only thing you need to do is agree with everything, without your own spin on it, especially when requested by authorities. EXAMPLE: John Teh Boss: "The Moon is made of cheese", Cindy: "I can honestly say, John, that I agree with you. Your opinion is actually quite correct. Although if some prick wanted to be technical, the Moon is made of little more than cheese, but of course you are not a prick."

Step3: Turn FACT into OPINION and OPINION into FACT
This seemingly troublesome step can be easily accomplished by being ignorant of the difference between facts and opinions, and, in agreement with step 2, agree with opinion and fact especially when presented by authorities.

Step 4: Never Take anything seriously
You are teh Joker! Everything is worth talking about because it provides you the opportunity to vomit your mass sense of humor upon everyone else.

Step 5: Nothing is your business
Yes NOTHING, after all you are not Teh Boss.

Step 6: Post a HOWTO on being tame and subservient.

Thats it! Upon mastering the steps your officially an idiot.

Nice! lol
and point proving, both ways

I agree with Zdenek. That must be the right steps.

The Final Lesson:
Glean what you can.
http://www.gvsmedia.com/video-2/TjC3R6jOtUo/Brit-vs--U-S--Movies---Eddie-Izzard