Windy - "Be real, you guys were going to raid it. I just figure I'd put it to good use, and I could use the tactical position."
Great plan George W Bush...'Well, I know they were going to attack so, I attacked instead, also, they have oil, figured I'd put it to good use'. Didn't know you were a neocon. People aren't going to be fooled by that BS, Iraq was enough Dick Cheney.
You didn't even take the time to fake up any evidence that TP was going to be attacked, just made it up on the fly and thought no one would notice. What you really need is someone other people actually respect to make the pitch on your behalf, Colin Powell style. Oh wait, I forgot, you've got no one...pissed off and pissed on everyone who has ever backed you, including TP now.
Just waiting for that "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner, now that I think about it, you being too much of a coward to actually fight with anything at risk isn't much different than W's unwillingness to put himself at risk and instead joined the national guard or Cheney's draft dodging.
I can see it now, "The Making of a Neocon" by Windy: How I Can Show YOU How to be a Coward and Pretend that You Have Pride and Skill