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Pick up lines (Little Upsilon)

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Ares (Little Upsilon)
14 May 2009 09:10 Link
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

0_o
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Crossdale (Golden Rainbow)
14 May 2009 09:11 Link
Can you taste this please and let me know if it's rat poison? Thanks.lol
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Orbiter (Little Upsilon)
14 May 2009 10:23 Link
this is a tasty drink, and its non-alcoholic...
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John Fire (Golden Rainbow)
14 May 2009 17:03 Link
I heard a funny (real) one the other day...

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.
Hi,
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Orbiter (Little Upsilon)
14 May 2009 18:32 Link
lol, long time no see jf
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Tattooed Priest (Little Upsilon)
14 May 2009 19:21 Link
Don't scream b*tch, I'll shoot!
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C.Rabs
14 May 2009 20:06 Link
say hi to your mother for me
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Ares (Little Upsilon)
14 May 2009 20:53 Link
LOL Priest
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Crossdale (Golden Rainbow)
14 May 2009 21:35 Link
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Serpent (Little Upsilon)
14 May 2009 23:09 Link
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
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Parsifal (Kebir Blue)
15 May 2009 00:02 Link
just to let you know, this cold sore is not genital herpes
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Parsifal (Kebir Blue)
15 May 2009 00:03 Link
got milk?
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Crossdale (Golden Rainbow)
15 May 2009 00:12 Link
LOL
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Serpent
15 May 2009 00:33 Link
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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Barney Rubble (Little Upsilon)
15 May 2009 01:54 Link
Judging by the lack of female responses its clear how effective these would be.

"I would like to be in you"
-saturday night live skit from the 70's(I believe)
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Klarina Espinosa (Fearless Blue)
15 May 2009 06:03 Link
One I've had used was;

"Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and I'm lost at sea."

Trouble is, my eyes are green.
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Crossdale
15 May 2009 06:23 Link
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

LOL
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Blue Serpent (Little Upsilon)
16 May 2009 05:09 Link
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast
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Aaron Doolavay (White Giant)
20 May 2009 07:57 Link
there are 206 bones in the human body. Want another one?
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Aaron Doolavay (White Giant)
20 May 2009 08:04 Link
or this one, my wifes first phone call to me after getting divorced from her now ex... "hey hows it going...well noones here and I got beer".
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John Fire (Golden Rainbow)
20 May 2009 09:24 Link
Remember kids, it's not rape, it's surprise sex.


...surprise!
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Aaron Doolavay (White Giant)
03 Jun 2009 16:32 Link
thats terrible
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Zeba (Golden Rainbow)
04 Jun 2009 00:01 Link
Mushy:
Your daddy must have been a thief! Because someone stole the moonlight and put it in your eyes.

Vulgar:
Wanta pick up a 6 pack and F#ck...or don't you drink?!?

For picking up Med students:
So which TV show is more realistic...Scrubs or ER? (Seriously, if you want a doctor this one works and you can substitute any other hospital show you watch...except General Hospital!)

Funny:
Can I buy you a drink...or would you like the money instead?