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SeizeForce
18 Jan 2017 23:46
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Donald Trump has reportedly written his own speech. Here are the rules of the game.
Drinks with Donnie
Yes, my lord: If Donald compliments himself, everyone must bow. The last person to bow downs their drink.
Glorious orator: If Trumpy forgets his speech and goes on a tangent, the first person to say: "Excellent point!" is allowed to assign two sips to anyone.
Wait, what?: Everyone drinks when Donald Trump contradicts himself within one minute.
Wordator extraordinaire: When Donny Don invents a word, the youngest person drinks any amount they want. Everyone else must take as many sips.
Splitting hairs: If T-Dog mentions his hair, the oldest person drinks any amount they want. Everyone else must take as many sips.
Make America Drink Again: When Donaldine Trumpet says "Make America Great Again", everybody takes a shot.
Unbelievable: If the words "you would not believe" are uttered, everyone present must reply "We believe!", with the last person taking not one, but two shots.
Drinks with Donnie
Yes, my lord: If Donald compliments himself, everyone must bow. The last person to bow downs their drink.
Glorious orator: If Trumpy forgets his speech and goes on a tangent, the first person to say: "Excellent point!" is allowed to assign two sips to anyone.
Wait, what?: Everyone drinks when Donald Trump contradicts himself within one minute.
Wordator extraordinaire: When Donny Don invents a word, the youngest person drinks any amount they want. Everyone else must take as many sips.
Splitting hairs: If T-Dog mentions his hair, the oldest person drinks any amount they want. Everyone else must take as many sips.
Make America Drink Again: When Donaldine Trumpet says "Make America Great Again", everybody takes a shot.
Unbelievable: If the words "you would not believe" are uttered, everyone present must reply "We believe!", with the last person taking not one, but two shots.