N00b ranting thread (White Giant)

I had to ressurect this thread when I received this;

I have hid his countries name to protect his identity!!!!

From: *********
To: Etruria
Real Date: 13-01-2009 08:21:15
World Date: March 25 2361

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Subject: Fwd: i is gong 2 kil u
Message: Forwarded from caldera

i new here but my army has 400,000 already so i will send you invite to join my fed or i will nuke u.


It wouldn't have been so bad, but he sent it to Caldera, my main war slave with almost 7.5 million soldiers in it, about the same as his whole population!!!

Damnit Stu quit picking on me!!

Also, can you sell me some nukes please, so that I might be able to bac up my word.:P

Interesting.....

Subject : No you dont
Toooooo : iwin

YOU DONT WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!! because I do.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Because I said so

Clearly, iwin. Duh. It's MY NAME!!

I await LG's final ruling on the matter..

I'll also accept white chocolate macadamia nut cookies as an apology deadman101. :P

The sure way to get Lg to rule in your favor is to hand over 2 frozen bananas in a plain brown bag wrapped in a newspaper under the table while wearing a trench coat and sunglasses (and I mean ONLY a trench coat and sunglasses)

The drop has already been made..

:wink, wink over sunglasses nudge-nudging with the trench coat covered elbow.:

Say no more.

:takes off running bare *** flashing with each stride.:

Ohhh... I like what I see here.

iwin wins. The legal consequences of this decision around bounded until the end of times or iwin's goods turn sour, whichever comes first.

Make sure to pass by my office later... and don't forget the banana. ;)

Ooooh sooooo OMGWTFIDKpwn'ed...

Remember deadman, I take white chocolate macadamia nut cookings as retribution for your being oh so horribly wrong.

:flash freezes three bananas in liquid oxygen and shoves them into a paper bag heading to Lg's office.:

New headline for this thread.. iwin WINS!!!

Now back to our regularly scheduled N00b Rantings.

No No NO!!!!

I want the programming to continue....


What happens in the office?

See what i mean - n00bs, the lot of you!!!!!

What happens in LG's office stays on IRC. :p

aww i thought my threat would have made this or mayb even kings owell the plan is moving forward though even if it is slow