ANDY HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A MONKEY

I'm so sorry, Simmers and my adopted son, Andy. Due to recents events and the anger I incurred, I have turned Gamemaster Andy into a monkey. I hold up the photograph. You can view it by copying and pasting to your browser:

http://server.myspace-shack.com/d21/andrew.jpg

I'm so sorry, Andrew. But when I gets angry, my wickedness........well I just has no control or who it will affect or how it will affect Simmers!

There will be many earthquakes forthcoming in Simcountry too! There is a disturbance in the force!!!

But remember, my adoped son whom I LOVE........ blame Crafty. He angered me! BAN HIM! NOT ME!!! ha ha ha ha

JAN time out, take a break GIRL before someone breaks a SHOE!

ha ha ha ha ha shhhhhhhhhhhhhh You keep the roving eye on all the shoes until I gets back!!! Muahs, Chiwoo. See you!

I wanna get turned into something!!

BAM! you a box of cereal^^^^^

Thanks bro

...And this is why I sometimes wonder about our sanity.

Haha

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Sanity? What sanity? Number one requirement to play Simcountry: bundles of insanity.

Also, if you look close enough on the Portal, there's disclaimer in small print: "We are not responsible for any mental disorders you may develop during gameplay".

Lool, that's fer sure.