You are all participants in a psychological experiment planted within the game by the CIA and MK-ULTRA, designed to test reactionarianism to terms, mores, and to test hypersensitivity. It was designed by the KGB working with the FBI and NSA, with input from Mossad and the NKVD. Funding was provided by the Federal Reserve (which is neither Federal nor a Reserve) and the Illuminati; also the Tri-Lateralists, in conjunction with the Bilderbergers. The plot was hatched at their annual meeting in the Bohemian Grove, which was chaired by Alex Jones, Art Bell, and George Nouri.
The preceeding is probably for entertainment purposes only, and any resemblence to any person or organization, real or fictional, is purely coincidental. Animal products and ethanol were consumed in the production of this memo.