Mornington Crescent

We used to play this years ago so lets get it srarted again;

I slip into Ashville Road following a taxi ride from Gatsby Close.

oooooooooooooo i remember this! lol

I ride a tomato from Ashville Road to Tinkerbell lane.

So do you Advance to Mayfair or take a chance by passing Candinnalm rather than Go, will you collect £200 or will it be the 30 degrees of celestial longitude that comes down on you on Little Upilson. It has been written that a warning to someone was issued, well there is a quote re warnings, which is "Beware the fury of a patient man." And remember this "It is what you don't expect....that most needs looking for".

What. Just.... what.

Is that tomato home grown or foreign? And do you have a license to ride that tomato? Is it registered in your name?

It's a foreign tomato. 2015 plate. I didn't think i needed a licence... after all, it is a small petrol powered tomato... It's registered in Stuarts name... not mine...

Sorry officer, did i do something wrong?

(back to topic)

I get stopped on tinkerbell lane for eating part of my vehicle, and proceed to sprint towards Onion Road.

Onion Road has no pedestrian access. You get run over by a truck and get sent back to Allerton Place hospital.

Meanwhile, I craftily take a left turn into Piedmont Crescent putting me in the lead!

I bribe the nurse at Allerton place hospital and proceed to get treated first.

I then rob a vehicle outside of the hospital, and proceed towards Onion Road.

I wondered who stole all my pot.

It was you guys.