Helpful Tips (Fearless Blue)

Freeze earthworms to make them easier to sharpen.

i dont find that helpful, but thanks for the tip.

Dont eat yellow snow

Use the bowl, not the little flush module at the top.

don't except any wooden nickels

Incoming fire always has the right of way.

NEVER spill the beer.

never drop the soap!!!

never post a helpful tip

You can't make a silk purse from a sows ear, but you can make a football from its bladder.

You can also use a sow's bladder to regrow a severed finger.

The best time to wash your windows its when it is misty outside.

Don't pee against the wind.

Don't pee on an electric fence

Don't pee. It hurts at first, but you learn to store up the piss and take nourishment from it. It's just a matter of learning to take the piss.

be sure that the stool is tall enough to reach Old Bossy's tail.

In case you didn't know, your urine is filled with nutrients your body needs and which are in know way toxic. Trust me!

Be careful. Sometimes the beer actually IS piss.

And sometimes the beer has been used for catching...well, anyone here who's seen American Pie knows what I'm talking about.

Be like water... Grasshopper.

Don't shake it more than 3 times

Lernu ne parli Esperanton!

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

Do shake it more than three times if you're in a good mood.

If thine eye offends thee, turn the other cheek.