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The_Wicked_Lady
26 Aug 2019 21:44
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I read this on Facebook. I'm still laughing.
We have Pizza night every Friday and on my way home I got stopped by a Tennessee State Trooper . I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I had to ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any tickets on my record and was hoping I could get away with my ted hose from surgery on my left knee so I decided to test my luck and try to get out of the ticket with sympathy and humor.
About a week ago, I saw some fart spray at Dirt Cheap, so I bought it so i could use it when I go to my son's house (he is always playing tricks like that) Anyway, the bottle said to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the cop walks toward my car, I sprayed about 5 squirts. I almost gagged. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t!
He immediately stops in his tracks and he says "OMG...what’s that smell?!!" The look on his face was priceless). I said, "Sir I pooped in my shorts coz my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get home because I...." (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... "OMGg.. I think you need an ambulance!" I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 🤣) "I live right around the corner," I said.
The office said, " Be careful and try not to speed, but I understand, its awful. Hold on, I'll escort you!"
Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the cop waited til I got in my garage (he stayed in his car) so I had to walk out of the garage with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! to let him know I was home safe.💀
Moral of the story: Don’t have one 😂...but I’m going to buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written! 🙌� If you read until the end, I stole this status so share like I did because everyone could use a good laugh 😂
We have Pizza night every Friday and on my way home I got stopped by a Tennessee State Trooper . I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I had to ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any tickets on my record and was hoping I could get away with my ted hose from surgery on my left knee so I decided to test my luck and try to get out of the ticket with sympathy and humor.
About a week ago, I saw some fart spray at Dirt Cheap, so I bought it so i could use it when I go to my son's house (he is always playing tricks like that) Anyway, the bottle said to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the cop walks toward my car, I sprayed about 5 squirts. I almost gagged. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t!
He immediately stops in his tracks and he says "OMG...what’s that smell?!!" The look on his face was priceless). I said, "Sir I pooped in my shorts coz my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get home because I...." (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... "OMGg.. I think you need an ambulance!" I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 🤣) "I live right around the corner," I said.
The office said, " Be careful and try not to speed, but I understand, its awful. Hold on, I'll escort you!"
Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the cop waited til I got in my garage (he stayed in his car) so I had to walk out of the garage with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! to let him know I was home safe.💀
Moral of the story: Don’t have one 😂...but I’m going to buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written! 🙌� If you read until the end, I stole this status so share like I did because everyone could use a good laugh 😂