Well Jesus Christ he said it was humor.
And believe me he can answer the question.
Your plan looks alright. Will make you suffer a bit though while you buy up the supplies you need.
Watch that you have enough cash on hand.
And Jesus, to change your name. On top menu bar click...settings.
Then...your account and more features.
Then...Edit your public profile.
One of those is your in game name. Try em both till you get the right one.
Christ, took me awhile to find that and I'm not really positive!
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