Five word story (5)

Are you sure? Because I

A thread that never ends

Indeed it will never end.

I will stab it repeatedly

, yet the wounds will heal.

And the thread lives on.

Every day it shall live!

Untill such a day that

All hell will break loose

and Tom Cruise will arise

among gaymen. He will reach

for Laguna's genitalia, fondle them, then

marry Katie Holmes. Together they

had 75 kids who snuggled

and had an exciting orgy

with Michael Jackson. While Laguna

banged Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes

watched Laguna's moves and commented

on his choice of strange

hip movements, proving his love

and sexual dexterity. Katie sobbed

when Laguna dropped his pants

What the?... I was banging Tom Cruise with my pants up? I'm just going to go along with this...

the horrors she saw compared

to a limp, raw hotdog

which was then kicked hard