Five word story (6) (Golden Rainbow)

with a stick instead of

That jackhammer you love most

but hey, at least he

brought some lube to help

Oh the inhumanity my dear

, he shrieked at the fawn,

with a tear in his

eye trying to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

it was the magic word

Please send Tom for KFC

and tell him not to

choke on a chicken bone

but instead remove war protection

So I can lead the

level munchers and boldly go

to the nearest bathroom, where

as the old saying goes

bend over Tom I have

a bigger, longer, more enormous

ego than laguna ever could

Got you there didn't I

said Keno's 5 multiple personalities

Though each with a stutter

then he cried that baby

we all five would love