Exchanging Insults (Little Upsilon)

So, what're the best insults you know?

"Tell me; as an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?"

"That woman can speak nine different languages, but she cannot say no in any of them."

"He didn't dress for the occasion. Rather, he was upholstered."

"Its a shame there was no lifeguard for your genepool."

"The trouble with you is that you lack the power of conversation, but not the power of speech."

Come on. Give them up.

"Brit"
:P

"I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Hugs and respect

Jo

PS: Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time

You move like a baboon with two clubbed feet!

"Up your nose with a rubber hose."

Gotta love those Sweat Hogs

If I had kids as stupid as you I'd shoot them in the head and then shoot myself so I didn't make that mistake again.

DAY-UM! Aaron lol

Sweathogs lol

Oh this takes me back, best insults

Your the only person I know who takes a IQ test and it comes back negative!

If ignorance is bliss you've got to be a multiple orgasm!

You couldn't get a clue, during the clue mating season, in a field full of horny clues, even if you smeared yourself with clue musk and did the clue mating dance

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you, you abuse the privilege

Cancel my subscription ... I'm tired of your issues

I'm sorry. Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with a herd of unicorns

Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and texted my friends...Nope. This list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

I don't think you are an idiot, but then what's MY opinion against everyone elses

I dont know everything. I just know more than you do!

People with leprosy avoid you. You are a vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell of poo?

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

@Solomon. I overheard that one at work awhile back.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

If brains were gasoline, you couldn't power a piss ants go cart for a trip around the block.

If you are an incompetent, sorry excuse for a gamemaster, who ignores your customers, and drives them away. Your name must be Tom.

You know, that one Disgruntled SC Player has a point.


We'll keep your thread at the top of the list so that it's at least noticed when GM gets back. We'll slowly discuss how frustrating it must be to be waiting all this time. (or I'll argue with Cockney lol)

I'm getting worried... maybe a meteorite came crashing into his mother's basement and killed him! Oh, wait a minute... then why would Simcountry still be here? Ok, I feel better I don't think that happened. LOL

Close your mouth and sit on your sword!

You are as dense as a singularity.

Whats a singularity???

"You're having delusions of competence."

"I like you, I have no taste, but I like you. "

"May I have the pleasure of your absence?"

"I'd explain it to you, but I just don't have any crayons with me. "

"I assure you, any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. "

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."

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man of peace: "what's a singularity"

I had the pleasure of discovering the answer to this whilst being bombarded with pages upon pages of someone's star trek book pasting in an irc channel once upon a time.

But i'm sure someone else has a more technical answer than I do. (but i can draw you a picture)

^__^ \/..

I haven't looked this up to check my accuracy but I believe a singularity is all the matter in the entire universe compressed into the size of an atom.

Actually I was just making a joke. I'm a star trek fan, and a bit of a science geek. Thanks for trying to help me out though.

Aaron you are very close.

It is the mass of an entire star compressed to the size of an atom. This occurs when a star reaches the end of its life and collapses upon itself instead of going supernova. This is what creates a black hole. The singularity is the center. Its gravitational pull is so strong that not even light can escape it. It is theorized that it can actually bend time and space.

i knew it. it's a trekkie!. you should talk to genie alpha sometime. he is star trek guru. rar.


but see. man of peace explained it better. (but my peekchur would have complimented it nicely).

xD

You so dumb that if I were you I would torture myself to death.

FU