Best Joke in the World

What do you think is the best joke?

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u mad bro?

CHIWOO

Believe in politicians promises!!

Chiwoo = Chewy

A horse walks into a bar...


Bar said "ouch"

you must have been born on the highway, that's where most accidents happen.

a fish walks into a bar as says 'water'

and

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOh Horsey told a joke that involved shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't be more proud!!!!

best joke this game turning into a back wash c3 rewards further reduced at the same time all countries tanking lol

I found someone stealing my gate the other day,

I let him go on his way as I didn't want him to take a fence.

i bet lenpeat has them best jokes ever!

I miss Lenpeat already...

A man died one day. After he died, he found himself floating through a long, dark tunnel. Suddenly, he saw a post-it note floating up ahead in the middle of the tunnel. The note said "Warning: To save money during the current economic crises, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off ~ God".

I walked into my sons room and saw him knuckles deep in peanutbutter. Then it dawned on me, Peanutbutter is a stupid name for a dog

the Difference
between a Naval
swagger and a
Rough Ride, is
Saddle a cue stic 's.