The tale of El Noobo (White Giant)

Klarina gave me the title, blame her.

This is a story. A story of a n00b. This story is written in "Jeopardy" form which is by use of questions.

Follow the order of the questions.....


How do I get nukes?
How do I nuke someone?
Why does it take so long for my corp to make a nuke?
Where do I get plutonium?
Why is my nuke corp in debt?
Where did these loans come from? (Treasurer probably)
Why won't it let me fire my nuke at that C3?
Why didn't my one nuke do any damage?
Why is that country's neighbor nuking me all of a sudden?
Why is everyone angry with me?
Why does everyone want to nuke me now?
Why did they kill me?
Why am I playing this dumb game?

etc, etc, etc.


When you can answer each and every one of those questions you will have graduated from "n00b" status to "newb" status.


DON'T BE EL NOOBO

How do I get nukes? You don't.
How do I nuke someone? You don't.
Why does it take so long for my corp to make a nuke? Because it doesn't like you.
Where do I get plutonium? You don't.
Why is my nuke corp in debt? Because it doesn't like you.
Where did these loans come from? (Treasurer probably) Your poor economy.
Why won't it let me fire my nuke at that C3? Because it doesn't like you.
Why didn't my one nuke do any damage? Because it doesn't like you.
Why is that country's neighbor nuking me all of a sudden? Because I don't like you.
Why is everyone angry with me? Because we don't like you.
Why does everyone want to nuke me now? Because we don't like you.
Why did they kill me? Because we don't like you.
Why am I playing this dumb game? Good question.


AM I A NEWB YET??111?!!!11?!1!!/

Don't make me damage those sexy legs.

How do I get nukes? You harrass other players and start public votes
How do I nuke someone? er...dunno
Why does it take so long for my corp to make a nuke? Its not long. Only took a day and a half RL
Where do I get plutonium? Whats that? Is that a planet?
Why is my nuke corp in debt? cus it sent the employees on an all expenses paid trip to disneyland
Where did these loans come from? (Treasurer probably) loans. What loans?
Why won't it let me fire my nuke at that C3? cus the games stupid
Why didn't my one nuke do any damage? cus i didnt aim it right???
Why is that country's neighbor nuking me all of a sudden? cus hes an asshat who wants to bully me
Why is everyone angry with me? cus they are idiots
Why does everyone want to nuke me now? they are ALL idiots
Why did they kill me? ^^^^^
Why am I playing this dumb game? im gonna grow and buy more nukes and nuke EVERYONE to death. Thats why im playing


Am I still a n00b?????

How do I get nukes?
Contact JohnL.

How do I nuke someone?
Contact Yankee.

Why does it take so long for my corp to make a nuke?
Contact Nuke Builders Union.

Where do I get plutonium?
Contact Hallaballo.

Why is my nuke corp in debt?
Contact Calloe.

Where did these loans come from?
Contact Treasurer.

Why won't it let me fire my nuke at that C3?
Contact Vicious.

Why didn't my one nuke do any damage?
Contact Little Hitler.

Why is that country's neighbor nuking me all of a sudden?
Contact Laguna.

Why is everyone angry with me?
Contact BadKarma.

Why does everyone want to nuke me now?
Contact Jeebus.

Why did they kill me?
Contact Sam Houston.

Why am I playing this dumb game?
Contact Jozi.


Are you my cabana boy yet?

A+ Laguna

The Worst part about Laguna's post is that Im willing to bet that Every answer he put up has something to do with that question and to why it is in effect now

He speaks the truth. Isn't the truth comical?

And then the last one...
This game is SO much worse than WoW... How do I close my account?

Here is your singing banana Laguna.

Enjoy.

http://www.*****.com/view?i=48602e7b49

LOL.... I can't exactly see that comercial now and... I better edit that link before someone else sees it. lol

lmao

yeah or I might get banned again

Though Jozi has dumbed the game down quite a bit. I see your point.