Stop eating bread (Kebir Blue)

bread will kill you? did you know that 98% of the people on this planet who eat bread, and they all die. something has got to be done to control this horrible situation. my solution is that we begin by using all the planets grains currently being used to make bread and turn it into ethonal and other biofuels. and while we're at it don't allow our cattle, etc to eat those grains since it has not been proven that grains are safe for our cattle's consumption. as you know cattle also die and there is every indication that the consumption of grain is seriously hazardess to their health. sim country can have a great influence on the world since we represent so many countries and belief systems. let's start with the UN, since they have been so effective in ending hunger, wars and disease around the world. and if you don't want to do that at least stop eating bread. just drink more beer and wine. particularly beer since the fermentation process kills the adverse effects contained in bread.

ah, that feels so good to get that off my chest.

I realised this a while ago, and stopped eating bread back then. It is a true statistic that he quotes; 98% of the human race eat bread and they all die - so lets stop this now.

STOP EATING BREAD!!!

wait....is this in the game or for real...because everyone dies in real life....lol

For real dude - its for real. If you eat bread - you WILL die!

I heard the same thing about wearing pants. If you wear any kind of pants, bloomers, underwear or skirts...You will die. Lets end this catastrophy.

100% of all people who breathe in a Nitrogen/Oxygen mix die! Quick, pollute more!

Right - so we need to walk around naked, not eat bread and stop breathing then were fine, right?

right!

rotfl? i've eaten bread many times and i'm here now so *died* lmfao its a myth..........LIKE THE HOLOCAUST! Lol.

rolling on the floor laughing,


-deadman

Im sorry if that last remark was offencive to anyone I just dont beleive much things the government tells me.
sorry,
-deadman

i think we've done it. solved the problem of death. so far, this has been a great collaborative effort. so, here's what we've come up with.

1. don't eat bread.
2. stay in your house, apt., whatever at all times.
3. breathe pure oxygen
4. wear a tinfoil hat.
5. play sim 24/7
6. only drink beer
7. stay naked

remember, the only reality is the reality we create.

lol....I promise to...

1.) Eat bread when I want
2.)Have a life
3.)breathe FRESH air
4.)wear baseball caps and a football hemlet when required.
5.)play sim when I have free time (mostly alot right now)
6.)drink WATER
7.)wear clothes

Quiet Emory no one cares.

Emory?

deadman101,

emory lives in the dark recesses of the sim mind. he goes by many names but beware, for he comes out of no where and threatens to destroy your entire empire, and then retreats back into his little dark hole knowing that you are frozen with fear. that's another reason why you need to stay indoors,wear your tinfoil hat and only drink beer. the only way to control him is with the 114!!! solution. and don't ask what that means. it's only for the select few to know the true meaning of 114!!!

114!!!

114!!!

do you realise that 114 is exactly twice the number of different varieties that Heinz produce. Spooky.

its a conspiracy

I promise to do as others have have. I kinda plagurized most of Deadman and parsifals-

1.) Eat bread when I want
2.)Have a life
3.)breathe FRESH air
4.)wear baseball caps and a football/tinfoil beer helmet when required.
5.)play sim when I have free time
6.)drink WATER And Beer
7.) stay naked

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OK, what IS 114?

And does this knowledge mean you wont die if you do eat bread?