Five word story (4)

his penis was too small.

about the size of rice.

and his testicles like dice.

But his hair had lice

and his mice were nice

and they ate yellow ice

but will it all suffice?

With balls like dice, of

Once again, Austia had become silly

while looking for his willy.

so small, couldn't find Filly

Stu lusts for Milly Vanilly.

Dr. Seuss again sickened by

An over-grown green aardvark

decided that enough was enough.

downing a 5th of congac

he stormed onto the set

of Prisoner Cell Block H

and demanded to be given

a tossed salad from

the head warden number nine

"Don't forget the tomatoes" he

yelled. Martock started tossing tomatoes

at General Dirt, hoping to

take out an eye or