A Three Word Story

Invade Mexico instead

With the buritoarmy

carrying closed-ended cylinders

Who contained the

Mustard Gas to

root out all

of the remnants

and all Mexican

Taco restaurants went

Down the tube

much to the

surprise of Aries

Therefore, he is

nowhere to be found

because he secretly

stashed the money

so he could

bribe his way

through the German

lines at Karkov

Sadly, though, it

was barricaded with

Wicked Lady's shoes

and instead he

donned a disguise