The Random Thread

LOL

@ Laguna......... I'm frowning at you, if da truth be known. lol

My reply is this:

Thus why God gave us (the creature known as "woman") the instrument known as a pair of scissors and the knowledge on how to use them.......same can be said for THE SHOE, which also comes in pairs. (SCOWLS)

@ Nix - about time you got hit by one of my shoes. ha ha ha ha It's for all those times you tormented my beloved brat - Bobo. (Yes, I still carry a grudge to this day. ha ha ha) :P Sorry though that in this case you were innocently standing by The Laguner. Because I'm old now and have found out I need glasses, my vision or aim is a wee bit off. lol

@ Jason....... oh it is simple....... if you want the liberal, slutty type.......you can go pick that type out...if you want the quiet, conservative type,,,go pick that out. If you want the smart, nerdy type, go pick that type out... As in your case, the drippy BBQ sauce type chick on the Hardees commercial........go pick that one out or ..... well you best just buy the hamburger...or you'll be standing there looking in puzzlement as to why your creature known as woman - Shelley- beamed you over the head wif a frying pan! ha ha ha ha

Furthermore.......... lol

Regarding Nix's reference to scripture:

"The Bible says that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9)

Well the creature known as "man" must not have been too appealing if the creature known as "woman" was immediately drawn to the "forbidden fruit" of the serpent. (Not a reference to Jason, cuz I see a comment forthcoming about that ha ha ha)

Yea I guess I can see that. A man standing there scratching his head in confusion, muttering the word 'why' while drooling with lust might have been a bit of a turn off

Nah, typical women, sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong. Particularily if there is a big sign saying "STAY AWAY!!!".

LOL

I will simplify it all for you.......seeing as something so simple appears to be so complex for your gender......

Just dun even try to figure us out. Just do as your told, and we are all good and happy. :P

Do you think God was jealous of man sitting there under the apple tree without a care in the world and thought 'you know what, why should he live a stress free life?' and thats why he created woman? ;)

No, he thought........man couldn't make it on his own and he needed a strong woman to be his backbone and guideance. :P

Funny how even an omnipotent God couldn't prevent a woman from taking that fruit when she 'had to have it'.

Serpents fruits are rather nice!

I could actually forgo the "apple" but an awesome pair of shoes, I'd kill for them! Just thought y'all might wanna know.

I KNEW such a post from Jason would be forthcoming lol

God created man and woman, then told man that loving, obedient women could be found in all corners of the earth. Then he made the earth round and laughed, and laughed...

@ Lorelei: Part of the attraction is the Mystery that is Woman; you are very complicated creatures, and easy on the eyes, and not like us cruder, more transparent types (in general). Part of my "once burned, twice shy" viewpoint probably comes from when I was a youth and acted chivalrously toward the gals, and tried to "treat them nice", and had it thrown back in my face with utter scorn and contempt. The "game" was horrible, so I quit "playing".

God created man and woman, then told man that loving, obedient women could be found in all corners of the earth. Then he made the earth round and laughed, and laughed...

LL

LOL, now that was funny! i can see us being unpopular with the women here, sorry

Maclean,

Relationships "gone bad" just hurt especially when true feelings are involved. Women are "burned" just like mean are. Sometimes you just meet up/hook up with the "wrong" person. Sometimes what YOU think is best for you, may not necessarily be the BEST for you. If a relationship doesn't survive the test of time, it was on a rocky foundation to begin with, and better to end. It takes total commitment on two people's part. A sharing through good and bad, a partnership. A relationship is never one-sided. I have loved twice in my life and have been hurt in both cases. One relationship I ended and the other was ended by the guy. But I don't have any regrets in both cases. I know trusting in someone again is a scary thing, but you have to work on taking that leap of faith in someone again. It's part of growing and living, and love will find you again!

@ Putter's comment: "LOL, now that was funny! i can see us being unpopular with the women here, sorry."

I just feel compelled to line all you men up against a wall and throw shoes at your heads. That's all. lol

Lorelie I thought u were going to say something else, rather than throw shoes....winkwink......

??? I have no clue as to what you are referring to ??? /me is clueless...

A personal observation here, but has Kasper dropped off da face of da earth? Must be da lil woman. ha ha ha ha Told ya, women are always in control. lol