Southern Depression...

Guys i am both happy and sad...

I am without my beloved wife/truck(See my Avatar) as she is in the Body shop getting some work done and getting further customized to my desire.

I do get her back this week but will not be able to enjoy her until after the weekend as there is a massive Drag race in Adel, Georgia that my race team has one of our cars running in....

My Daddy's race car is Out of Commission waiting on the motor to come back from being repaired, My Race car is having its frame rebuilt so i wont be running either, but our teammate's car is one of the top contenders in his class so we gotta go....

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This is bitter sweet. but whats really my issue....

My truck has a 5.0L Stroker Engine with a camshaft the size of texas and built to run 600 Shot of nitrous oxide (For those of you unfamilliar when a 600 shot is added to the engine it adds 600 Horsepower to the motors power output)

Long story short My 2001 F-150 "Lightning Look-alike" is SUPPED UP.... but


I AM BEING FORCED TO DRIVE A V6 Ford Ranger that gets LESS gas mileage than my street rod F-150 and everything about the truck makes me cry... its so pathetic its cute.... and i have to check to see if it shut off at every red light and stop sign Bc it doesnt rock side to side when standing still like my truck... OMG i am miserable and i feel so out of place driving the hunting truck everywhere.... I Want My B.B. BACK xD

thank you for hearkening to my plight.... i miss my 24MPG Full-sized truck that is barley legal to drive on the street......

-Luke ;D

Hahaha! But how many of those horses does it put down on the road as torques? Thats the real test.

And while you're in the Dorf ranger, get it off-road and beat the hell out of it a bit. I bet you wouldn't do that to BB.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Lukester's woman is getting a face and butt lift and spending the day at the spa so as to please her man. That's cute!

You know what they say Kiss...

You can't make a silk purse from a pigs ear.

I guess you're right........ but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :P

I'll just keep my man in beer goggles as I climb the age ladder.... ha ha ha

Ummm we dont have the lock-in Differential in it yet so only one tire spins xD

and Yeah i did something soooooo illegal the other day lol

in the middle of town i trurned off to turn around and found my way out blocked by construction... so i popped it in four-Wheel drive HIGH and tore off into the ditch jumped back on the high way and RAN LIKE HELL before someone called the Po-Leese xD

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TYPES OF BLACK!!!

theres a Jaguar style paint... its pretty B.A.

All I know is I am now suffering from Southern Depression. I'm depressed to know I'm 60 and I live in da South. That mean old breakfast FLAKE and his flat flittery friend, Pancakes! They've just ruined MY DAY! *grumbles

Matt black. I think some matt paint jobs are sick kiddo.

Its got matt Black going on the hood but its going with a Metallic Suzuki "Black Carbon Met" its got a pretty complex but simple at the same time going on it... and a hood scoop from a 1969 Ford Torino

And Aww do you need a hug Lore?

I do.

*Hugs Lorelei*
*Lore Turns around*
*Hides one shoe of every pair she has in random sporadic locations*

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P gotcha!

Pfft...that's what you think! :P