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Forum General I declare WAR!

I declare WAR!

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Crafty
15 Sep 2012 01:27 Link
On the bloody French.

How dare some two bit frog magazine have the audacity to publish illegally taken photgraphs of Great Britain and the Commomwealths future Kings wife.

Exposing HRH Princess Katherine sunbathing in private without a top on. Just how low and disrespectful can you get. And some are killing over the Prophet being insulted in some stupid crass film. I will kill a frenchie that supports such behaviour.

God damn this makes my blood boil.

Heads will roll. Who do they think they were dealing with here? some cheap actress or wannabe B list celebrity? No! A very dignified excellent woman of immense standing.

Do they not remember how their paparazza hounded Princess Diana until they finally caused her death? And now they would do the same to Princess Dianas sons wife? They will NOT repeat that again, so help me.

This is my personal jihad on the french popular press.

May they rot in fermented garlic excrement.
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Alexandrov Stolin
15 Sep 2012 01:37 Link
just cause the French aren't a bunch of 10 year Olds who giggle at the sight of a penis or boobies doesn't mean the rest of us should hate them........we should focus on their other attributes such as being a bunch of stuck up self important priggs....though I commend your passion we need more passionate people
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Luke
15 Sep 2012 01:49 Link
Me Personally... I like the French(Thats why i took it as a second Language)... but yeah that is going too far especially when dealing with Royalty.somewhat of a international Insult
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Khome y Peng
15 Sep 2012 03:50 Link
it was just plain low... they had the moral responsibility to not publish those pictures, or even take them for that matter.
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Crafty
15 Sep 2012 12:47 Link
And now the Italians say they are going to jump on the bandwagon.

It appears the palaces stance is to ignore it and not allow it to become an issue, hide your head in the sand and it will go away. They are suing though.

My stance? Diplomatic sanctions. The cheese eating surrender monkeys do have strong privacy laws which were clearly broken, no question in anyones mind there.

I want an historical ruling on this matter, written into European law. An international apology and a huge payment of cash to The Duchess of Cambridges (Princess Katherines) many charities from Closer magazine. I even go so far as to say Closer should become closed.

BTW france, don't bother coming to the UK for bailout when your economy suffers as most of Europes is, you are not welcome.

Thank you for your support so far, people of Simcountry. This Englishman will remember it.
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Laguna
15 Sep 2012 14:57 Link
Those frenchmen and their deviant ways!
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Khome y Peng
15 Sep 2012 17:32 Link
I do love baguettes
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Arccuk
15 Sep 2012 21:35 Link
The only problem with the french privacy laws that were broken is that they are impotent! The fine in france for breaching them is very low and there is no civil recourse so it becomes only a commercial decision for any publication that may want to publish "illegal" items of this type.

I'm with crafty on this one - the only real justice will come if the Welsh Guard sack paris!
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Crafty
15 Sep 2012 21:54 Link
It's not a laughing matter Laguna.

I suppose you uncivilised Portuguese will be next on the depravity train. Maybe Tal & Qual could sell off enough copies to settle your national debt.
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maclean
16 Sep 2012 12:53 Link
I heard that when disneyland in France opened, with fireworks, the snail-eating frogs tried to surrender once again, when they heard the explosions. In the confusion, they managed to declare war on themselves, and lost (as usual). :) I'm with my British cousins on this one.
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Laguna
16 Sep 2012 14:38 Link
Excellent idea! Shows us some titties!
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Crafty
16 Sep 2012 23:59 Link
Now now LG. You keep to your goats titties.
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Lorelei
17 Sep 2012 19:15 Link
*backs out of this thread hopefully without notice

:S
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Tom Morgan
18 Sep 2012 13:27 Link
Meh. I guess us Aussies should care, since we technically are part of the Commonwealth.

On the other hand, tits.
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Crafty
18 Sep 2012 15:53 Link
I wouldn't call ALL Australians tits Tom, but it's apparent there is at least one...
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Alexandrov Stolin
19 Sep 2012 00:08 Link
i heard the french soldiers surrendered to some tourists when they heard the fireworkds
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Lorelei
19 Sep 2012 00:10 Link
Can't hate everything french tho......such as the french fry. Yummmy Yum Yum
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Crafty
19 Sep 2012 17:47 Link
Yeah, but eating pomme de frites with snails?
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Lorelei
19 Sep 2012 19:40 Link
pfft y'all eat blood and guts disguised as a breakfast delicacy of some sorts (black pudding)...need i say more????
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maclean
20 Sep 2012 00:49 Link
There's always the noble haggis... still beats snails.
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Khome y Peng
20 Sep 2012 02:47 Link
America- "cheese stix!" lol
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Lorelei
20 Sep 2012 15:59 Link
Cheese rocks, dude.