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Anchorwoman Sue Ridge: BRNN received a tip from an anonymous source that Great Britian's nuclear equipped dictator John Smith is holding a large group of construction workers hostage in a undetermined location. We are joined now with BRNN Crisis Correspondent Richard Burns to give us a update on the situation. What can you tell us Dick about what John Smith plans to do with the workers?
Correspondent Richard Burns: Good evening Sue, this is a potentially eventful scenario. The anonymous source reported to BRNN that the workers were forced by John Smith to construct some thing for less money than usual.
Anchorwoman Sue Ridge: Do we know what exactly they are constructing? Do you think this will have an impact on world economy or security? Tell us what's really going on, Dick.
Correspondent Richard Burns: I think it's a great time to buy construction. Of course John Smith is using the workers to construct nuclear armaments. Why else would he capture so many construction workers, Sue? I've heard that radiation can be lethal. To just take the workers at the barrel of a gun seems like most cost effective way to go about building a nuclear stockpile, rather than investing in radiation suits.
Anchorwoman Sue Ridge: Of course that's exactly what's going on. Our hearts go out to those workers being held by John Smith. Next, we investigate the claim by Senator Candace Spencer that President West drinks too much on the job.
THIS HAS BEEN A BRNN SPECIAL REPORT.